i keep flipflopping between pessimistic despair over the american state of affairs and optimistic elation that something *really* Funny could happen soon.
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there's that pithy one liner that climate collapse means watching a series of cell phone videos of natural disasters until you're the one holding the phone camera,
in a similar vein maybe some of the fuck-arounders will find out before we do, and maybe we'll get to laugh at them first.
All it takes is for DT to suddenly not be here, and the party's engine starts spitting pistons through the hood. Every R pol has tied their wagon to DT's star, but R voters don't have any loyalty to those pols--just to DT now. He sustains the party.
Seeing the far right reap the consequences of their actions - who'd have thought money wasn't just being wasted and was actually doing something important - but it would have been nicer to happen in a smaller less economically all dominant, nuclear armed, super power.
On the one hand I know it would make the situation so much worse
But I hope the comedy act is on live television and is reminiscent of a Gallagher routine (comedian who smashes watermelons)
Like I'm banking on the astroid that's getting reeeeal close to hitting us to be tempting enough for Elon to try and big dick hero it, only to splat into it like a damn bug or something.
over the last 3 weeks this admin has made an enemy out of millions of grizzled doorkickers and veterans who relied on now-canceled work arrangements and PTSD treatment plans and support groups and I'm just saying. I'm just saying is all
Sportswriter Bill Simmons coined the term "The Tyson Zone" to refer to the fact that any story you hear about Mike Tyson, no matter how insane, is assumed to be true. We live in the fucking Tyson Zone.
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Which is dope as hell.
How many skeets could sell nacho cheese?
It's not paranoia if someone is trying to keep you from assembling the Triforce for nefarious reasons.
in a similar vein maybe some of the fuck-arounders will find out before we do, and maybe we'll get to laugh at them first.
Rs will still be a threat, but less of one.
The political system which elevates the value that "the funniest thing possible should be what happens".
But I hope the comedy act is on live television and is reminiscent of a Gallagher routine (comedian who smashes watermelons)
Also have spent a significant amount of time worrying they’re gonna make all student loans due immediately. Like just for fun
I believe it in my heart
Like I'm banking on the astroid that's getting reeeeal close to hitting us to be tempting enough for Elon to try and big dick hero it, only to splat into it like a damn bug or something.