babe wake up new climate town video and it's about cowgirls sorry americans getting milked sorry america getting milked sorry the milking factories sorry the milking industry sorry the dairy industry
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i've been predominantly an unsweetened soy milk drinker for ages because i'm Based but i do still drink milk/cream and probably could cut back more on cheese..... terrible that cheese is Evil because i do love me some cheddar i'm white as hell after all. i love the planet more though
marketing is about knowing your audience thus why i tricked you all with the promise of girls getting milked to watch a political edutainment video about climate change. fooled you. suckers.
I somehow only just this week realized that "The Climate Denier's Playbook" is not just a podcast he recommends but like, The Podcast He Is On with his cowriter, and I'm working my way through old episodes cuz it's got him and the other writer being funny on it!!!
He just has like, SO many cuts, I can't imagine doing that amount of work and planning for what I can only imagine is a minor benefit, but all those little benefits add up and make the videos INCREDIBLY engaging. And he's just super funny!
suddenly realising there's an untapped market for uuuuuh "activism hypno asmr" fetish vids where someone gives the lowdown on important issues over horny visuals
cattle bad for the environment and the dairy industry pays restaurants and etc to put as much cheese as physically possible into foods to induce demand within the american consumer. we eat significantly more cheese as a nation than we used to as a result
we do this with corn too. not to sound like a teenage stoner with their first deep thought, but it remains insane to me how Too Much Food can exist as a problem in certain american industries when so many people in the world go hungry
I'm a vegetarian, but that implies I eat vegetables. Mostly it's cheese. Sometimes it's vegetables, but in those cases it's fried. Sometimes the cheese is fried. Sometimes I put the cheese in the veggies and then fry it. I could be healthier.
More people need to know that the cattle industry is essentially responsible for a good deal of the environmental degradation of the West in general. When ranchers moved in, ecosystems were never the same. Replacing bison with cattle was also part of the genocide of Native peoples. It goes deep.
Okay, listen. You might laugh at me
I had to have someone explain to me that Pork is not @#$!ing white meat. Why?
From 1987-2011 the Pork Council had that stupid commercial saying "Pork, the other white meat"
It's red meat. It's unquestionably red meat
Pork and milk can go to hell. I'm so mad
few recognize just how much the us subsidizes dairy milk, to the point where if they suddenly disappeared then homogenized oat milk will be the same price (which is the superior milk ofc)
okay but what if you know milk is evil but buy the kind in the glass bottles that say where the farm is and you buy it not because it’s good for you but cause you just like it…
and look 1l costs as much as a 2l of the regular stuff but i can't drink that much before it goes bad and this stuff still has a bit of actual cream to it and look it just makes my coffee feel fancy ok................................................
I learned recently that milk shuts off TNFa which helps u fight off cancer cells which is why breastmilk is so important for babies - it shuts off the killing of rapidly dividing cells bc a baby needs that to grow! So fun!!
It also is so high in protein that it causes something called protein induced calceuria which basically means u pee all the calcium out so milk is actually bad for your bones ❤️
I swear to fucking god this is just like “you weren’t born in Wisconsin? Well buckle up idiot I’m gonna tell you how several swing states made a milk cartel to keep family farms alive and instead massive agribusiness is sucking all that sweet dosh up leading family farms to literal suicide”
Erstwhile on Fargo: “holy shit we used all the ground water to make alfalfa for cows who make milk nobody fucking wants whether they’re here or in the Middle East and China how fucking smart are we?!”
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https://www.treelinecheese.com/
there's a skin condition people can get from working with it called "Parm arm" there's so much, it sucks
https://caes.ucdavis.edu/news/feeding-cattle-seaweed-reduces-their-greenhouse-gas-emissions-82-percent
Why do non-animal products have to be so expensive???
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/us-stockpile-cheese-missouri-caves/
If people could cut back by one meat serving a day we could drastically reduce climate impact.
I had to have someone explain to me that Pork is not @#$!ing white meat. Why?
From 1987-2011 the Pork Council had that stupid commercial saying "Pork, the other white meat"
It's red meat. It's unquestionably red meat
Pork and milk can go to hell. I'm so mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MondapIjAAM
give me the pass please
this is making me want to go to bed so i can have coffee in the morning!
fucking absolutely killed me