just two very healthy looking people having the time of their lives - ThreadSky

down10.bsky.social•338 days ago

How much longer are we going to have to suffer with them?

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sich.bsky.social•338 days ago

THE BEST...IS YET...TO COME!!!!!!!!

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buckyhinault.bsky.social•338 days ago

“Islands in the stream…”

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shadrachnorth.bsky.social•338 days ago

Are we doing captions?

"Don't eat the seafood salad at the buffet folks, grown men coming up to me with tears in their eyes, I can't believe Kimmy here is still standing. Isn't she wonderful folks?"

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blupotluv.bsky.social•338 days ago

Looks like she has a stomach ache, probably from the shit food at Mar a Lago

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bertthekitten.bsky.social•338 days ago

Trump actually looks a lot less tubby than I remember.

Has anyone taken Kim’s pulse?

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bryangarner.bsky.social•338 days ago

I said "Kim, blink twice if you're a hostage."

But I can't tell if she blinked or not...

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bsderesistance.bsky.social•338 days ago

I believe what sent Junior up Nose Candy Mountain was his realization that she was a year older than Melania.

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richardcaulknbawls.bsky.social•338 days ago

Is Kimberley properly ensouled at this stage?

It seems to left via her face

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morganelliott.bsky.social•338 days ago

She's so thin that her noggin looks gigantic. Those lips aren't helping.

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archvillain.bsky.social•338 days ago

I don't think this model of silicone sex doll is going to sell many units. Well, sales may pick up during Halloween. Some people are really into the "Brides of Dracula" theme.

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koboldstyle.bsky.social•338 days ago

You think Gavin Newsom sees this and feels like Neo in the Matrix of bullet dodging

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beaverstanacct.bsky.social•338 days ago

really want to transcript of what he's saying

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dhaise.bsky.social•338 days ago

♪Heroin is so passe....♪

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homunculusdick.bsky.social•338 days ago

Naw man this can't be real

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flashgordon.bsky.social•338 days ago

"i see one-hundred dollars... can i see two? anyone? i see one-twenty-five..."

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lastresponder.bsky.social•338 days ago

Oh, honey. No. Put the ozempic down.

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anthrodiva.bsky.social•338 days ago

Trump looks....thinner? What trick did they use to achieve this illusion?

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dragnflite.bsky.social•338 days ago

Ozempic. Or however you spell it.

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anthrodiva.bsky.social•338 days ago

Ooh good point

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thomasjay.bsky.social•338 days ago

Stress

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markshatraw.bsky.social•338 days ago

"My son's fiance, the same age as my wife, got enough plastic surgery to look like my wife" is the kind of thing that would get Freud to rise from the dead

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7kats.bsky.social•338 days ago

Wait was this from Halloween? Was there a party?

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ichthysaur.bsky.social•338 days ago

Tummy aches suck. 😐

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