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eve6.bsky.social • 90 days ago

Won't you come, won't you come

Reposted from The Independent

New Nasa data hints we could be living inside a black hole

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vpbeet.bsky.social•90 days ago

Wanna put my tender
Earth in a blender

leillikeneil.bsky.social•90 days ago

Scientist 1: (takes heroic bong rip) Man, but what if like our universe is actually *inside* a black hole from another universe, and like our black holes have other universes in them, like a whole multiverse!

Scientist 2: or the rotational direction of our galaxy affects our perspective. Either/or

berlynsky.bsky.social•90 days ago

That would explain so much 😂

macg1llivray.bsky.social•90 days ago

this is your best song

ohnowow.bsky.social•90 days ago

Oh is that why everything sucks?

apetivist.bsky.social•89 days ago

Pretty much

agentcooper1983.bsky.social•90 days ago

would be pretty funny if the universe is a series of small "big bursts" where the various black holes just play tennis with galaxies

paulmwatson.com•90 days ago

I’d have gone with Kelis but that works too.

turntopagex.bsky.social•88 days ago

But what about spoon man? I need an h dealer

chrissehcat.bsky.social•90 days ago

mercifulvoodoo.bsky.social•90 days ago

Are we spaghetti?

name-is-the-byline.bsky.social•89 days ago

Come as you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend
As a known enemy.

porcupinepopkin.bsky.social•90 days ago

Excuse me, sir, but is that an alternative rock joke?

abonnielass.bsky.social•89 days ago

Excuse me, sir, but am I a Wendy’s?

porcupinepopkin.bsky.social•89 days ago

Am I having fun yet?

goodbetash.bsky.social•90 days ago

Not that he would ever have actually joined social media but I still miss Chris Cornell for times like that

mslego.bsky.social•90 days ago

Maybe that's why it feels like we're just sitting in the waiting room... ... ... *ahem*...

beatinit.bsky.social•90 days ago

I mean that would explain why everything is so weird and fucked up

jeffreyskarski.bsky.social•90 days ago

Lol, nice

redheadedblonde1.bsky.social•89 days ago

I would actually love to come. Several times in fact.

bernardsweb.net•90 days ago

🎸 Deer-deer derrrr de-der-der-derrrrrrr

botanicalsrock.bsky.social•79 days ago

That would explain a lot.

fangly.bsky.social•90 days ago

Please this is not the time or place for your alt rock themed JOI

nug.monster•90 days ago

I was going to make a joke along these lines and decided against it. I'm glad someone else had the same thought

nwbw.bsky.social•90 days ago

Someone else had the (full) balls to do it.

rhinanlaville.bsky.social•90 days ago

Aw man, now I'm sad again about Chris Cornell.

ricecooka.bsky.social•90 days ago

I have double checked and can confirm I am not living inside ur mom

blvckpixels.social•90 days ago

i need to wait and see if feigi will confirm the fate of the multiverse

kraniumkracka.bsky.social•90 days ago

You flush it out, you flush it out

whatevr11.bsky.social•90 days ago

And wash away the reign

whatevr11.bsky.social•90 days ago

Metaphorically, for sure

marcinva.bsky.social•90 days ago

Hmmm...heart in a blender or heart spaghettified in a black hole? Tough choice....

auditboy.bsky.social•90 days ago

Love it! Either there’s something wrong with our equipment or this wackadoodle theory is correct. I wonder which it may be?

caseinsensit1ve.bsky.social•90 days ago

won't you cum

has anyone tried this

cutidummy.bsky.social•90 days ago

Black hole sun! Black hole sun!

stryder.bsky.social•90 days ago

To bllllend awwwaaayyy my heaaaarrrrtttt

gimcrackandjimjams.bsky.social•90 days ago

I hope at least some of the other mes are enjoying wearing the sweater THAT YOU STOLE, ABBY

thxj3po.bsky.social•89 days ago

Down in a hole, feelin' so small...
Down in a hole, losin' my soul...

chrisd238.bsky.social•90 days ago

noone ever talks about black hole daughters

sciencechick.bsky.social•90 days ago

That would honestly be the best case scenario

igdilemma.bsky.social•87 days ago

I do like that song.
Saw them in 95ish in small theatre. So loud.

igdilemma.bsky.social•87 days ago

Or, alternatively....

heelcactusrack.bsky.social•89 days ago

I don’t have the emotional energy to process this right now

kevincarson1.bsky.social•89 days ago

Nah, it ain't even breathin hard

stinque.com•90 days ago

universal blender

lapsoirium.bsky.social•89 days ago

That definitely explains a few things.

the-lore-chief.bsky.social•90 days ago

No, the lyrics are "come my lady, come, come, my lady"

akagumo.com•90 days ago

Chris was a great song writer and an amazing singer!

firebirdsdaughter.bsky.social•89 days ago

Literally my worst nightmare.

fairplay-2024.bsky.social•90 days ago

I don’t now, but one time in band camp…

constantconnell.bsky.social•90 days ago

See, now I want to hear you cover this!

deboatercycle.bsky.social•90 days ago

oh yeah maybe the big bang was just a big leak and she's still pissin

boxes.bsky.social•90 days ago

katstwrt.bsky.social•90 days ago

So this is Plato's cave. Cool, cool; explains a lot.

ort.bsky.social•90 days ago

damnwymz.bsky.social•90 days ago

And so few grunge survivors to guide us through.

amymiranda.bsky.social•90 days ago

Medium here. They’re guiding us from there. They’re still busy.

checkyour6.bsky.social•90 days ago

Ahh Chris...

violetwanderers.bsky.social•90 days ago

One of your biggest hits wasn't it?

alisonw-c.bsky.social•90 days ago

🤭

jkotlowski.bsky.social•90 days ago

I'm tired boss, a man can only come in the black hole sun so many times...

But seriously, this has always been a fun thought experiment. If anyone is interested in a bit more information, @pbs.org Spacetime has a great video as well as others on Black Holes.

https://youtu.be/jeRgFqbBM5E?si=dRhG-xPyfwDUrVYf

angegen.bsky.social•37 days ago

Stating the obvious.

inapproprinate.bsky.social•90 days ago

If it washes the pain away...

vmarinelli.bsky.social•90 days ago

Honestly this would explain so much

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