*hearing Tears in Heaven for the first time*
I bet Weird Al could make this about a sandwich.
I bet Weird Al could make this about a sandwich.
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Make yourself a sandwich and eat it."
At the Seven Eleven
If my bread was unleavened
Would it the the same
If my bread was unleavened
The mustard’s strong
Baloney long
…
Weird Al - I leave the rest to you.
If my bread wasn’t stale?
I tried to make a sandwich,
But the lettuce just turned pale.
I wanted turkey,
But the deli was closed,
Now I’ve got some ham, and it’s way too soggy, I suppose.
What's the difference between a kilo of coke and a 4 year old?
If I ate you in heaven?
Would you taste the same,
If I ate you in heaven?
There's mustard on
The bottom bun
But I know mayonnaise is wrong
Here in heaven
My biggest hit is a cover of the incubus song pardon me, called "Potted Meat".
I find it in very poor taste to attempt to parody a song that was written in memory of a child who died tragically.
Also, the parody itself sucked.
hand was quite the shocker
I’d be surprised if he wasn’t at the inauguration
And carry on
But I found a couple of
Hairs in my sandwich…🎶
If you served me at Katz’s
I’m that Pastrami hoarder
That you’ve seen at Katz’s
Never order it lean
Can’t even see my own peen
I’m a pastrami eating machine
Here at Katz’s
Sells it to a undercover cop movie soundtrack same year.
But the mournful song he would write about it, if he did!
frankly neither would i; i have a long and sordid history with hard drugs and i have never and i mean never lost a crumb
how did that happen,
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