Blocking isn’t enough. I hope their children never learn how to read. - ThreadSky

benedictsred.bsky.social • 55 days ago

Blocking isn’t enough. I hope their children never learn how to read.

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femel.bsky.social•54 days ago

They did not choose their parents. Don’t perpetuate ignorance. All their pets should run away.

benedictsred.bsky.social•54 days ago

Do you honestly believe I said this with an ounce of sincerity as a good idea and what I really want?

femel.bsky.social•54 days ago

benedictsred.bsky.social•54 days ago

Okay, maybe 5.

femel.bsky.social•54 days ago

Hard to say in this completely crazy world. These platforms aren’t great with nuance

benedictsred.bsky.social•54 days ago

You follow me and 95% of what I write is completely nonsense. 😂

femel.bsky.social•54 days ago

It is a theme here

benedictsred.bsky.social•54 days ago

I write jokes.

andreyasasylum.bsky.social•55 days ago

It’s pretty likely these days.

kagewithak.bsky.social•55 days ago

kids dont deserve punishment for the sins of their parents instead take the parents ability to read with perhaps a fork

thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social•54 days ago

I like to tell them that there was a meeting and everyone agreed that they *specifically* not breed, keep those genes out of the pool.

Then I mute and move on my merry 😏

kellalena.bsky.social•55 days ago

Ha!!! That is great 👏

v.milcom.in•7 days ago

Instructions unclear. My son already learned to read. 🙄

markf17.bsky.social•48 days ago

Have I got news for you!

sicburns2.bsky.social•55 days ago

Aha so I DO have a line

jennifire.bsky.social•55 days ago

Hope their children become rebellious in their pre-teen/teen years..

coolkid98.draws.pics•55 days ago

perhaps make the wish inconvenient but annoying. maybe being a few minutes late to nearly everything.

humanspareparts.bsky.social•55 days ago

goddamn

bingusrelative.bsky.social•55 days ago

Oh hell nah this gotdang society already has enough problems with the illiterate motherfuckers it has, have you seen this app?

catmommagrayduck.bsky.social•55 days ago

I would wish the opposite. The better for critical thinking skills, and thus, defiance!

lindstocking.bsky.social•7 days ago

‘I curse you with children smart enough to see through all your bullshit.”

-from a mom with children much smarter than she is, bless

iamjoseph.bsky.social•54 days ago

If this is how the parents post it would be a mercy

benedictsred.bsky.social•54 days ago

I don’t have any kids.

iamjoseph.bsky.social•54 days ago

Ah! I forgot to put my thing in quotes. I was doing an in character internal monolog of someone saying what you said about the account they'd be blocking. Dammit!

iamjoseph.bsky.social•54 days ago

Well I ruined my joke. I'm sorry

benedictsred.bsky.social•54 days ago

😅😅 Don’t be sorry! I do that sort of thing every day.

iamjoseph.bsky.social•54 days ago

Thank you

hollyholightly.bsky.social•55 days ago

may thine eyes never conceive the bangers I bestow

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