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I post stuff about faith and society. Born, raised, and making a commune in Indiana : )
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

submitted 1 day ago • 5987 comments

Like half of what blue state state liberals say about red states is just classism

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

making a new far-left party called the reasonable centrists party. just seeing who will bite

submitted 15 hours ago • 19 comments

Now that English is the official language of the United States, I look forward to everyone understanding the difference between “your” and “you’re,” “their” and “they’re,” and “to,” “two” and “too.”

submitted 16 hours ago • 1278 comments

I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable. 2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.

submitted 1 day ago • 513 comments

when i visited the front in 2015 i met a Ukrainian sniper in his late 50s or so who had fought in Afghanistan. hated it. never ever wanted to go to war again. but he has two sons so he picked up his rifle again so they wouldn't have to. I'm sure they've joined by now. Hope they're alive.

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

You voted for a corrupt sexual predator who assaulted multiple women and even admitted it on tape. What did you think would happen?

submitted 3 days ago • 1693 comments

We're never going to get the Harriet Tubman $20 are we?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

rough (like uff in buff) cough (like off in scoff) drought (like ow in cow) though (like o in no) thought (like aw in saw) through (like oo in woo) Enough.

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To [email protected] 1. I saw things you people wouldn't believe. 2. I monitored attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. 3. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. 4. I lost moments in time. 5. I memorialized tears in rain.

submitted 7 days ago • 18 comments

Reading pope power rankings. Absolutely losing it that the word for eligible popes is "popeable."

submitted 8 days ago • 247 comments

The University of Michigan’s latest survey, released Friday, showed US consumer sentiment fell 10% in February, twice the initial estimate, marking a second consecutive monthly decline, driven by worries over Trump’s tariffs potentially jacking up prices.

submitted 9 days ago • 36 comments

My favourite part of the new Captain America movie is when he tries to extort Wakanda for $500b in Vibranium rights before "ironically" teaming up with Hydra to own the libs.

submitted 8 days ago • 85 comments

My daughter and her friends made this “Remy cake.” And having seen it, I must now walk into the sea.

submitted 9 days ago • 522 comments

Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.

submitted 11 days ago • 1710 comments

also shit like this is a reminder why flight attendant's unions have the power to collapse this country. they are critical first responders. nothing moves without them and when shit goes wrong they save so many lives.

submitted 11 days ago • 31 comments

pls creatures on valheim let me have my cottagecore moment and let me forage in peace

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

New excuse not to write: every time I see this I close word and yell NO!

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

#DEI

submitted 21 days ago • 27 comments

(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn

submitted 26 days ago • 317 comments

There is still beauty in this world

submitted 26 days ago • 1451 comments

What if instead of Dylan songs, Timmy’s SNL musical performance was just him wailing the Dune soundtrack for 5 minutes

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

It's gonna take more than an executive order to get rid of the LGBTQ+ community.

submitted 37 days ago • 18 comments

gonna rewatch 'mars attacks!' soon and just loop the part where they disintegrate congress

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

time to relax with a nice, uplifting movie *puts on Melancholia*

submitted 37 days ago • 23 comments

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

submitted 37 days ago • 1360 comments

🔥 WATCH — @timmiller.bsky.social : “The richest man in the world, who gets money from the government, is now going to decide how the government spends its money? That is not how the 🇺🇸 system works. That is insane. The potential for corruption is unprecedented.”

submitted 39 days ago • 316 comments