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Are you there God? What the fuck, man?

when the last fish has been caught, the last tree cut down, the last river poisoned, only then will you realize the rich are made of meat

I actually own this. We don’t use it. It lives in it’s original packaging in the cabinet next to the starfleet flask.

get me my formal snuggie

AUSTRALIAN VENTRILOQUIST: *throws voice but it comes back*

actually rib o flavin would be a good name for a barbecue sauce

what’s the appropriate age to tell a screenplay that it’s adapted

your god can’t save you now

i love some of y'all so much i would put your whole face in my mouth like a Dorito that's a little bit too big

voicemails are podcasts your mom makes

Happy Honda Days!

A non-nutritive cereal varnish would fix me

The Christmas Tree in Space...

I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.

protector

Deeply concerning if literal: Last Christmas I gave you my heart.

I’ve been asking for a while now and still no one has an answer for me.

its a #flying-lizard. yes sirs, a dragon😀

#Fork-tailed-sunbird Bird 1. Photographer captures a small bird using flower petals as a bath.

#art

#art #painting

This an 1885 painting of the Minotaur by George Frederic Watt. This painting specifically showcases the Minotaur's intelligence and similarities to mankind. #art #painting #illustration

#art

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge #Books Day Three

I skip breakfast. I pee in the shower. I don’t give a fuck.

prometheus deciding fire should be stolen from the gods to give to humans... that was the original 'hot take'

Once a year, for about two to three weeks, led zeppelin is the best band in the world to me and then i revert back to turning the volume down immediately when they come on. I don't have this relationship with any other band

doctor dog treating sick cat, 15th century

if I get to 20k followers, @francesmeh.reviews will post hog

It's about time we got new ninja turtles. I want a ninja Pollock, Warhol, Banksy and Basquiat turtle team. I mean Banksy might actually be a turtle. Nobody knows

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge #Books Day Two

the morning show

bluesky CEO admits defeat: calls it a 'skeet'

nw a bonafide classic

Is chumbawamba on here yet

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge #Books Day One

I’m telling everyone who asks that they’ll look good with bangs now.

a toaster bath bomb would fix me

Touching grass isn’t enough. I need to touch rushes and sedges.

Your research facility, my monkeys

If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys