I’m telling everyone who asks that they’ll look good with bangs now. - ThreadSky

valid-handle.bsky.social•120 days ago

hair plugs, but just for bangs

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Why not???

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lostalice8675309.bsky.social•120 days ago

No! That is why I left Twitter. This is a hurtful suggestion.

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ausetkmt.bsky.social•120 days ago

Oh my God that sounds like such an evil plot oh my God are you trying to make them all look like Austin Powers LOL you cheeky girl you

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dly.bsky.social•120 days ago

Jo chose violence, and so will I

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dodes888.bsky.social•120 days ago

Clearly we have not met 😂

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

You’re gorgeous!

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dodes888.bsky.social•120 days ago

You’re too kind. But bangs are not an option!!! 😂

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dulciemerz.bsky.social•120 days ago

Thank you. Thank you very much. I just did them the other day LOL

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

You look great!!!

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jafredderf101.bsky.social•120 days ago

I love bangs...that sounded bad. 😂

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babeloner.bsky.social•120 days ago

Praxis

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daffydyll.bsky.social•120 days ago

is anyone else hearing They Might Be Giants right now
https://youtu.be/PagUXMTQUUs?si=9WyiVK4roXH0hk4c

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daffydyll.bsky.social•120 days ago

Is anyone else hearing They Might Be Giants right now?
https://youtu.be/PagUXMTQUUs?si=9WyiVK4roXH0hk4c

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patriciaunite.bsky.social•120 days ago

Hahaha 👊🔥

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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bajamama03.bsky.social•120 days ago

I'm lazy with my hair so bangs are kind of necessary. I'm ok with that

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Hell yeah!

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litewing.bsky.social•120 days ago

Diabolical work 😭 Ur ruining lives with that btw

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Or who cares, everyone looks good

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mommatl.bsky.social•120 days ago

Not all bangs are long bangs. 😉

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daisylee13.bsky.social•120 days ago

No… I tried that like three years ago, I don’t know what I was thinking😂😂😂

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

But now ya know!!

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mamadonnae.bsky.social•120 days ago

I love my bangs. 😀

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

As you should!!

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mamadonnae.bsky.social•120 days ago

Had them most of my life.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

You know who would look good with bangs? The person reading this ❤️

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benedictsred.bsky.social•120 days ago

🥰🥰

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lilytomlin.bsky.social•120 days ago

Bangs for days.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Hell yes!!!

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i-am-j.ag•121 days ago

Pro-tip: Don't phrase it as "You look bangable." Learned that the hard way.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

if you’re such a pro why are they still askin

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i-am-j.ag•121 days ago

My opinion is in high demand, Jo.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

And, you’d look good with bangs.

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i-am-j.ag•121 days ago

Who me??

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lardeater.bsky.social•120 days ago

already 2 steps ahead 😈

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kimprovising.bsky.social•121 days ago

Hmm...

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

You’d look so hot tho

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kimprovising.bsky.social•121 days ago

Well thank you. I'll let you know.

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pinkoscare.bsky.social•120 days ago

No, I already made that mistake. I've moved past the part of my life where I trick myself into thinking this once a year

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notonebit.com•121 days ago

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

He looks fuckin awesome

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changola.bsky.social•120 days ago

Honestly one of the best reply memes I've ever seen! James Earl Jones from Conan, you went deep for that one 😂

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ndutton13.bsky.social•116 days ago

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lottslottslotts.bsky.social•121 days ago

chaotic move. love it

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

Start 2025 with a BANG

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fizzinsoda.bsky.social•120 days ago

As long as we aren't taking away women's rights, trans rights, Gay rights, decent human rights, we good ❤️💙

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bmac101986.bsky.social•120 days ago

i never tried bangs lol

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

They’d look great!

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bmac101986.bsky.social•120 days ago

prob not but thanks!

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jbpwfawtvo.bsky.social•121 days ago

Ok - gonna try it. Just found this instructional clip.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

it would look amazing!

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joy2dworld.bsky.social•120 days ago

That's me. I got wide forehead, a plane can land. 😂

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romanzo.bsky.social•119 days ago

I’d look like a roided up Emo Phillips with bangs

I guess in some remote land that would be considered attractive

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sansleftnipple.bsky.social•120 days ago

I have to get mine cut again, they grew out

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

😍😍😍

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fuckthisimfighting.bsky.social•121 days ago

You are the devil

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

Good people always look good

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hardingmedia.bsky.social•121 days ago

😊

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theglovesstayon.bsky.social•120 days ago

everyone be like:

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theblueman.bsky.social•120 days ago

Just say no.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Everyone looks good

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theblueman.bsky.social•120 days ago

I'm visualizing your photo with bangs and, well… I have some bad news. You might actually be able to pull it off. 😜

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

I have long bangs rn, they look awesome!

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theblueman.bsky.social•120 days ago

Do long bangs even qualify as bangs? 🤔 I was definitely picturing something much worse. 😁

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

that’s on you!

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dothog.bsky.social•121 days ago

You really think so? (Me on the left)

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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jaysbored.bsky.social•121 days ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

I just want people to quit being afraid of low stakes shit and I’ll tell them they look hot no matter what!

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jaysbored.bsky.social•121 days ago

Good plan and even if it doesn’t pan out everyone learns a valuable lesson.

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kewpiepants.bsky.social•121 days ago

We do look hot. As someone who rocked a swollen shaved skull with 60 staples back in the day, I endorse this chaos. Brain surgery forced me to shave my head, but to this day I do it willingly now and then because it feels awesome and the upkeep is a breeze. Take the leap! Free the fringe! Be hot!

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Hell yes!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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hardingmedia.bsky.social•121 days ago

🤣

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mauimami.bsky.social•120 days ago

😭😂

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cin3-b.bsky.social•120 days ago

You're very kind

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chetsandberg.bsky.social•120 days ago

How long have you been an anarchist?

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damnitleanne.bsky.social•121 days ago

this is monstrous. i love it

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

maybe everyone does look good!

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damnitleanne.bsky.social•120 days ago

You're seeing the world through rose coloured bangs

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thatkarrileigh.bsky.social•120 days ago

Why wait for them to ask? I feel like this information can just be volunteered now.

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dachshuahuadad.bsky.social•120 days ago

Wait what's wrong with bangs

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Nothing!

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irish5.bsky.social•120 days ago

Wicked 🤣

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alchemist2000.bsky.social•120 days ago

Don't do that!

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vinewood-og.bsky.social•120 days ago

https://youtu.be/pQ9Kr4yu1Pk?si=7294qMhlFhSPqef2

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pagnificent.bsky.social•120 days ago

So you’re evil

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choicecreates.bsky.social•120 days ago

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redrd.bsky.social•120 days ago

Amazon bangs. *Or your local hair shop for the clip ins.

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shenanigans.bsky.social•121 days ago

Chaos agent Jo

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

Bangs are hot, Gracie girl, so are no bangs! Why not?!

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jenniferdissents.bsky.social•120 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 Guess I'm ahead of the trend for once. 🤣🤣🤣

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shenanigans.bsky.social•121 days ago

You are always right!

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

hahahahahaha

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officialsatan.bsky.social•120 days ago

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Rads looks great with bangs.

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podski345.bsky.social•121 days ago

I don't see why this is a controversial statement

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Exactly

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chtopher11.bsky.social•120 days ago

I sure would!

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Hell yeah!!

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chtopher11.bsky.social•120 days ago

Coming soon!

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sophieluther.bsky.social•120 days ago

I think you'd look better with curls.

🙃

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chtopher11.bsky.social•120 days ago

Haha. Maybe.

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mostlysharks.bsky.social•121 days ago

actually booked into an appt to get bangs in two weeks so thank you

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

you’ll look so damn good!!!

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ournewhomecoach.bsky.social•121 days ago

As a kid I would read in kids books about bangs and wondered why you guys were always hitting each other in the head. We call them fringes in Australia.

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mostlysharks.bsky.social•121 days ago

the worst part of this post is that i AM australian

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ournewhomecoach.bsky.social•121 days ago

What?

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whatsjo.bsky.social•121 days ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mostlysharks.bsky.social•121 days ago

i say bangs so i can speak to americans

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illuminaughti.bsky.social•120 days ago

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Excellent!!!

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fahimadams.bsky.social•120 days ago

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effeneffervescent.bsky.social•119 days ago

That’s it. That’s all I needed to hear. I’m redoing my bangs tonight.

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suebdo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Yeah sure. It’s all fun and games until it’s time to grow them out. Lol

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wrigley26.bsky.social•120 days ago

Good. I just add some😊

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mountaingoat55.bsky.social•120 days ago

I was 60 before I knew a fringe was called bangs. Do not know if it is just an American thing.

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learninlife.bsky.social•120 days ago

Would I look good with bangs?

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Fuck yeah you would!!

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learninlife.bsky.social•120 days ago

Doin it now

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arfmeasures.bsky.social•120 days ago

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

You’d look PAAHHHFEECTT!

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dreaming127.bsky.social•120 days ago

i was just thinking about getting a wig with a cute bang girl 😭😭

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

YESSSSS

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the-notorious-dave.bsky.social•120 days ago

Well….um. I don’t know about that.

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hmboston.bsky.social•119 days ago

Fascinated to know whether they follow your advice. IMO, there are a whole lot of people who look absolutely terrible with bangs.

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nullprose.bsky.social•120 days ago

can't tell if it's chaotic neutral or chaotic evil - I can only know it's not good

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Everyone looks good!!!

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nullprose.bsky.social•120 days ago

I thought we were friends! why would you lie to me?

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Looks dope tbh

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nullprose.bsky.social•120 days ago

I stand corrected, chaotic good confirmed.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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stevebologna.bsky.social•120 days ago

You’re evil and now I’m going to do it too

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friendish.bsky.social•120 days ago

Ive had bangs since the 6th grade. I cant imagine ever going to a style that doesn't include bangs

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bertski.bsky.social•120 days ago

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madtiki.bsky.social•120 days ago

Even me?

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

That’s right, buddy!

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madtiki.bsky.social•120 days ago

Yaaaas! Where are those scissors?

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jambruce.bsky.social•121 days ago

The Loyd Christmas is Back !

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

He looks awesome!!

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themrbrightside.bsky.social•120 days ago

That’s the stuff that belongs on X

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imadeitnice.bsky.social•120 days ago

If there has ever been a month when I've asked myself about bangs on the daily.... phew.

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scmom2jrjr.bsky.social•120 days ago

😂😂

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yolo0311.bsky.social•120 days ago

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

I knew it 😍

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yolo0311.bsky.social•120 days ago

😘🥰😘

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yolo0311.bsky.social•120 days ago

Yep....just cut my hair and have bangs.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

You look amazing!!!

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yolo0311.bsky.social•120 days ago

😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

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boschii.bsky.social•120 days ago

Thanks....that's why I keep a spare set next to my laptop in case I need to be camera ready in a hurry.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

🔥

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bamamom.bsky.social•119 days ago

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mattydad.bsky.social•120 days ago

If only I could grow bangs again, I’d do it.

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babblingbrookes.bsky.social•120 days ago

I 💙 my bangs. Hella hot.

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jakevig.bsky.social•121 days ago

You wouldn't dare

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

You’d look great with bangs!!

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plantifa21.bsky.social•120 days ago

I look great with bangs

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Hell yeah!

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plantifa21.bsky.social•120 days ago

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plantifa21.bsky.social•120 days ago

That’s me on the left 😆

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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pipergirl1122.bsky.social•120 days ago

That's just mean 😕 🤣

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

it’s just hair!! let people try things!!

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pipergirl1122.bsky.social•120 days ago

I have a cowlick in my hair. No one told me years ago that bangs wouldn't lay flat... maybe a PSA is needed for others 🤣🤣🤣 being a helper here 😅

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Well then now ya know!!!! It’s ok!!!

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neversirius.bsky.social•120 days ago

This is next level evil. I love it.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

It’s only evil if I don’t mean it!

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jennie30041.bsky.social•120 days ago

I have always had bangs because I have an unfortunate widows peak that irritates the hell out of me.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

bangs rock!!

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amongnotof.bsky.social•120 days ago

Pure evil.

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Everyone looks good who cares

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amongnotof.bsky.social•120 days ago

No, you’re only telling them that. Bangs are definitely not for everyone.

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johnnyboy808.bsky.social•121 days ago

yeah thanks

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whatsjo.bsky.social•120 days ago

Lookin good!

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