aaronmisuchi.bsky.social
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I started laughing at dinner with my sister’s friend XD
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My washer and dryer don’t do that, but my dryer screams at me with all the grace of a failing rock star.
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I was literally just going to comment that but decided to go for the whimsical vague description approach
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To me, this looks like a creature with a long spine holding a new thing it has only just discovered and inspecting it curiously.
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Bluesky is so fun. Much better than Twat-ter.
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These are all quotes from me and family members/friends, by the way. I left out all the ones with swears/ mentions of adult parts. So most of them. But these were still funny so I decided to use them. Hope you like a couple, Thomas!
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L: *Accidentally drops something*
V: Damn.
L, smiling slightly: Glad it’s not mine.
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P: Hey, Roman?
Ro: What?
P: Huzzah.
Ro: Huzzah!
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V, talking about a cat: She said “Meow? Meow!” So I said “Meow meow meow-meow meow!”
L, reading a book: A gripping conversation, I’m sure.
V: I can’t believe she called me that.
L, perpetuating the joke: The mouths on these cats nowadays.
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V: *spits in the sink while brushing his teeth* That was me spitting on your grave.
J: Don’t I have to die first for that? I don’t even know where I’m gonna be buried.
V: In the sink, apparently.
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V: Minions speak toddler.
P: That’s my favorite language! I’m learning it on Duolingo.
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L: Is that a blood-stained paper towel?
V: It’s a warning to all who test me.
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P, looking for a dish to cook food on: If I was a two quart microwave-safe dish, where would I be?
L: Um… In a Home Goods?
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Ro: Think fast!
L: *doesn’t catch object*
Ro: Think… slightly slower?
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Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Now hold on—
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Dr Picani: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real b----.
Sleep : What changed your mind?
Dr Picani: Oh, I still think you're a b----. I've just grown to like that about you.
This one might not get picked but I been thinking about it for a bit
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remus: stop forgiving my crimes i worked so hard on those
roman: *stunned silence*
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No because that third one has been eating me and all of my historically-inclined friends. THE BOOKS. PLEASE. 😭
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Wheeee! I’m so excited!!!! 💙💙💙
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Roman: "They call me coffee, 'cause I grind so fine!"
Remus: "They call me coffee, 'cause I keep you up past 2AM!"
Virgil: "They call me coffee, 'cause I'm really bitter, and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am."
Roman: "…Oh."