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Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

submitted 3 days ago • 742 comments

European Parliament member 👇🏽

submitted 12 days ago • 923 comments

I really don’t care, do u?

submitted 15 days ago • 3101 comments

A minor

submitted 17 days ago • 75 comments

For sure.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Hey NYTimes — now you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

submitted 22 days ago • 3216 comments

ℕ𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕀𝕤 𝔸𝕞𝕒𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕘 Anthoscopus Minutes Birds Construct False Nest Entrances To Protect Chicks From Predators

submitted 23 days ago • 63 comments

Me watching what the fuck is happening to our democracy.

submitted 29 days ago • 25 comments

I'm getting annoyed at the Dems telling what is happening. We know. They are explaining why the Pubs gave control. We know. What we don't know is why, only maybe two Dems are sticking their necks out to get something done. This is what we need to know.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

submitted 29 days ago • 581 comments

Oh look. A President, a Governor, a Mayor - all at the crash site at the Chesapeake Bay with first responders. Not swimming. Showing empathy and leadership.

submitted 31 days ago • 949 comments

Silence sometimes speaks louder than words: The fact that Donald Trump doesn’t talk any smack or address Merrick Garland, specifically, in terms of who he’s going after….is very telling, for me.

submitted 36 days ago • 64 comments

Excellent post

submitted 36 days ago • 2081 comments

GFY Bolton. I'm old enough to remember that writing a book was more important than exposing Dotards crimes. Keep your head on a swivel. 🤷‍♀️

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I deleted Instagram. Can we post photos here?

submitted 41 days ago • 1611 comments

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

submitted 41 days ago • 203 comments

There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month

submitted 41 days ago • 1293 comments

The new constitutional theories used to justify things like the birthright citizenship EO have the vibe of something that might come from a smart high school kid who thinks they've discovered something new because they're sharp and can read. Still, they also have no idea what they're talking about.

submitted 41 days ago • 10 comments

yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions

submitted 42 days ago • 693 comments

For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard. #MosaicMonday

submitted 42 days ago • 195 comments

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

submitted 44 days ago • 526 comments

From Occupy Democrats

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

Good Morning SKIES of BLUE Reflecting Once again JOE'S FAREWELL SPEECH The Last Decent Speech I'll hear from the Oval for a long time What I Learned NOW MORE THAN EVER "NOW IT IS YOUR TURN TO STAND GUARD" "MAY YOU ALL BE KEEPER OF THE FLAME" 🗽 LET'S RISE UP AMERICA

submitted 46 days ago • 85 comments

One of the best recent tech innovations: the app reminding me that I haven't attached the thing to the email that I said I am attaching.

submitted 48 days ago • 8 comments

i think there's a linguistic slip happening that's important to understanding the appeal of trump to voters- the anonymous banker doesn't get to say those things, hence not using his name in the article, but trump does, hence the vicarious fantasy. my point is it makes it all way more pathetic

submitted 48 days ago • 72 comments

Huge gratitude for our neighbors, Mexico and Canada have sent fire fighters and army to help us.

submitted 51 days ago • 952 comments

submitted 55 days ago • 912 comments

from today's post — link is here: bit.ly/4gF7Qdr

submitted 57 days ago • 585 comments

submitted 59 days ago • 465 comments

News: 78 year old felon/rapist with dementia confuses 'windfall tax' with windmills and demands UK get rid of their windmills to open up the North Sea. The next president, folks...

submitted 59 days ago • 103 comments

Laughter is the best medicine…if you LIKE IT give it 💙and plz RP😘😘 #Funny

submitted 59 days ago • 5 comments

This guy is up for adoption at my local animal shelter, in case anyone is looking for a guy like this.

submitted 60 days ago • 602 comments

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For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

submitted 61 days ago • 954 comments

Making a life changing commitment is daunting. Especially as you won’t feel or see the benefits of your decision until further down the road. All too often we make snap decisions based on our current circumstances, without the hindsight of future knowledge. The same can be said for many situations.

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

Rest in peace to Submariner LT James Earl Carter Jr, USN (Ret). Carter, the only U.S. President to graduate from the U.S. Naval Academy, leaves a legacy of service. The USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23), a Seawolf-class fast-attack submarine, carries his name in honor of his dedication to our nation.

submitted 64 days ago • 550 comments

I can’t think of a better way to honor Jimmy Carter than donating to Habitat for Humanity. He and Rosalynn first began volunteering with the nonprofit in 1984 — 3 years after leaving the White House. They volunteered every year until 2020, eventually helping to build and repair 4,390 Habitat homes.

submitted 64 days ago • 627 comments

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

submitted 70 days ago • 1368 comments

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯

submitted 74 days ago • 1773 comments

#Roleplayers I'd love to write. Lit/descrip well versed in show/Maggie. Banter or storyline. The apocalyptic world seems very attractive atm.

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

Brexit: summary of yesterday's discussion of EU/UK relations by EU Member States ministers www.consilium.europa.eu/en/meetings/...

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments