abbyklein.bsky.social
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Weiner jumpscare
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Charlemagne Benoit’s yankee cousin
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fuck I could really go for some ket rn
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60% sure that’s one of your characters
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I’ll send in my resume if that’s the case
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does the position come with an unlimited ketamine allowance?
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they only realize that their policies are bad once they’re on the receiving end of them. Grassley only started caring in February when he realized Canadian tariffs would impact potash imports. Not really growing a spine, more like trying to save his own ass.
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Grassley’s 91… he should be more worried about whether or not he can still eat solid foods tomorrow, not economic policies
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Sjsjsdkds
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the Trisha Paytas prophecy is continuing as planned
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more like a “how many Ms in ‘Mein Kampf’”
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God forbid a man wear anything other than basketball shorts
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it’s Grover*
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Grummz
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Grummz
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based
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looks like we found the guy with a deeply repressed Pokémon kink
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cute!
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liquid gold
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if they didn’t figure it out after Simena & Manchin, I don’t know if they ever will
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Costco CEO?
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hands on the hips, ooh he means business
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hell yeah brother
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that’s a good idea 😂
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THEE colon nicole, daughter of sphincter terry & rectum rick?
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it’s a nice butt too
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Milo Manheim’s
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the tootsie pop owl’s been oddly quiet this whole time…
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now cider person?
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you can just buy yellowcake uranium???
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😂
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I think she meant viral transfection & not that they were splicing in frog DNA. But still, genetically altering your child to be “ideal” brings up ethical concerns about eugenics…
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do you think they’ll tattoo GMO on the poor kid’s forehead?
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the way that would’ve been considered a super tame tweet
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My brain went Ashley St Clair/Blair St Clair/Blaire White & I spent a good 10 minutes wondering how the hell Elon managed to impregnate a trans woman before realizing Ashley & Blaire are two totally different grifters