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I honestly didn't realize the earning potential for offensive lineman was this high, damn.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME Congress didn’t pass a law requiring NIH-funded trials to include women until 1993. Drug trials with government funding only started including women in the NINETIES And that’s only drug trials! And not ones with private funding! Health research FAMOUSLY excludes women.

It seems almost unavoidable at this point that we are headed for a deep, deep recession. Just based on 200K+ federal firings & pullback of contracts, the March employment report (to be released April 4) seems certain to show bigger job losses than any month ever outside of a few in 2008-9 and 2020.

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

“I feel like a kid again,” Aidan Miller, 20, said about being in big-league camp as I died inside.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

for a while Musk really did seem like the most relatable billionaire. yeah, if i had that kind of money I'd want to go to space and make sports cars, etc. Turned out that was just PR, and what he really wanted out of life was to be seen as funny by teenaged Nazis on the Internet

buying one of these to keep my meds in

Josh Sweat wearing the Chris Long fur coat

HHS Secretary Dr. Leo Spacemen

i’m not a math guy but it seems like they could’ve paid the rent for 100 apartments for close to a decade for the same price and with none of the atrocities, civil rights violations, etc.

🏆 Presenting the front page of tomorrow's Inquirer, memorializing the Eagles' second Super Bowl win.

it's so funny that no police budget on earth has prayer of containing Philly after a Superbowl win

Yeah. Trump knew to do this the night of the Super Bowl. Every healthcare worker, doctor, nurse, etc. working at a hospital (most are nonprofits) that has student debt is enrolled in this. Cops, prosecutors, first responders are enrolled in this. People wait a decade for this. Wow.

The image of the night.

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Omg the Hurts Nike commercial

Why did God forsake Harrison Butker

It is now baseball season. Everyone stop having fun

"Patrick Mahomes, what's he got lef--" *CAR CRASH NOISES*

No, it is in fact not good to see Rupert Murdoch

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

Just cackling

GO BIRDS

GO BIRDS

Fascism is when Donald Trump bans 1600+ vetted Afghan Muslim refugees who helped USA against the Taliban—but now issues an Executive Order accepting white Afrikaner South Africans as refugees to the USA. It was never about justice or national security. It was always about advancing white supremacy.

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

people should probably stop listening to anything these democratic strategists have to say considering where their strategies have gotten us

Go, and I cannot stress this enough, Birds

what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?

all the MAGA folks who were like "he's playing 4d chess" didn't really stop to think about what type of piece they are on that board

before DEI (2020 or so) we never had plane crashes or helicopter crashes or ships hitting bridges or trains derailing or wildfires or hurricanes and I for one look forward to none of that ever happening again once Trump gets rid of woke and DEI

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

It was not long after Hitler's rise to power (1933) that the Institute for Sexual Science in Berlin was purged. Its books and literature were burned, some affiliated people were sent to concentration camps. Terrifying read given the events of this week. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institu...

Free school lunches for children is such a no brainer to me. It is very much in everyone's interests to have children's brains develop properly

I’m not robbing this bank I’m departing from established legal precedent

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

@phillies.com

They’re stopping WIC payments. WIC provides nutrition (& healthcare) to pregnant women & children under 5. Despite being massively underutilized, >50% of all US babies rely on WIC. Every $1 spent on prenatal WIC benefits saves >$3 in healthcare expenses (mostly to taxpayers) in the 1st yr of life