agreeableguy.bsky.social
Cuts right to the cheese, like a heavy doooooorway.
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I think it just gives a chance for evil robots to enter - haven't spirits been waiting centuries for a robot alliance?
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I've heard about something called The Mandala Effect relating to this kind of situation, you should look into it.
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...'Never forget me' escaping from my second set of jaws...
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The least famous Marx brother, oddly enough.
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You'd have to drag me into one with a rope - oh wait that actually happened.
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George Benson was warning us.
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Make it waterproof and market it as a hose
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Wolverine and Mungo Jerry.
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"Guff of America"?
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Oh like I was the first android boy without realising
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I admire her bottle.
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Oh, and make sure it's made to resemble his own large intestine, since he so much likes the idea of things being a bit 'colon-ey'.
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A pit of red sand will do.
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I think they were also all dope fiends so had a good grasp of the danger.
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Cats are amazing; they are creatures that convert cute little arthropods that scuttle and scurry around the corners of my rooms in an adorable manner into relentlessly persistent and immovable cat hairs that will coat everything in my dwelling until the heat death of the universe (and beyond).
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The New Wash would be good as a name.
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They could change the One Fact Everyone Knows About ZZ Top by hiring ex-Magma bassist Janick Top but forbidding him from growing a beard.
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Pub near me seems to play The Bottle by Gil Scott-Heron rather a lot - a joke by the staff perhaps?
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Hey?!
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Mine is Not Fade Away
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Throw away your recycling channel indicator stickers
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That's a great way to hide an extra set of eyes
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Or not hurtful? To misuse Bob Mortimer's cat name list (we need to stump up £8 ideally), I thought "Billy the Pigeon"? www.tumblr.com/1863-project...
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It's a world eat world dog
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Elk Brandy?
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Jean Ray is good for this kind of thing.
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Partick, obvs
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Patrick Thistle, three
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzvs...
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I find that a joke pops into my head just after reading a better joke on social media.
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I love ska and Melt Banana covers this ska classic
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I've seen a few predict auto-erotic asphyxiation
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you just reminded me of this
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Best bands are half boy half girl;
Abba
My Bloody Valentine
Melt-Banana
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Dead of Night
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All About Eve
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Deee-Lite
(there should be no shame)
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"I'll Hurt Everyone" seems more zeitgeisty.
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You just prise the individual pieces apart, then replace them in the most satisfactory configuration.
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Always.
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I think peccadildoes never took off, for obvious reasons.
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That's how the Apollo astronauts got the flag to stand up with no atmosphere.