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And he said, "Father, why hast thou harshéd my mellow?"
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Don't breathe this!
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You gotta find your way to mole town.
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Kelseyville Grammar is was and has been a piece of shit
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My mans said "He who liveth by bending shall by bending get wrecked."
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One man dreamed of health care that helps no-one and satisfies no-one.
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I don't believe that anyone in Luann has ever successfully completed any type of sexual congress.
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You have to be a big enough asshole to know all the assholes who would buy into something like that.
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I mean, they've been remaking their third album for 35 years.
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Social Distortion is cheesy, but I did once see Mike Ness jump off the stage to fight several Nazis in Philly.
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I hope you remembered to wipe your ass with it first.
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I mean, "not fighting guys" is kind of Jesus' whole thing.
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Dude, we're 1-1-3 since Hirohito surrendered.
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I'm sure it didn't have a chain, gas, or even a spark plug.
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My old band played with PTW like, a million times.
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It's so WARM in the winter!
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The biggest danger I faced when I lived in New York--in the 90s, when crime was still much higher than today--was falling asleep on the train and waking up in, like, Far Rockaway.
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The artist whose legacy was the most preserved by dying young would have been Morrison. Absolutely would have gone MAGA because he can't put his hand under teenage girls' skirts anymore.
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James Bond Jr, who was James Bond's nephew, and not at all a naked cuckolding.
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Who can say no to a Chesty Gal in Leopard Print?
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A life well lived.
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I'm keepin 'em.
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Look, you want this thing to go faster than light or DON'T you?
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Get all the way fucked, bridge and tunnel.
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Another member of the "I've seen the Wigsphere" club.
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We must secure a future for Sonic MPRG and our other Sonic slash pairings.
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(I'd try to talk myself into a Sixers comeback but Embiid looks like a small man playing on stilts.)
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Phils gonna win the pennant.