alexsotired.bsky.social
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The horror of nature stripping asphalt off the ground is so beyond cognition
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Lunch pail sandwich, first one in last one out
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John Kerry died for this
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We can recreate him in the aggregate. We just have to find 3 alcoholic actors with a combined BAC of .6
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Yo look at this sweaty motherfucker
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Tim Allen is a snitch
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Yeah
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Why do you keep signing off with emoji faces?
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Fed post
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Creating a new sect of Mathist
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GROND GROND GROND
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The power must be humiliated with poor hair style
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Bedhead the power
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Fuck the power
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Unix is s Jurassic Park joke
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Could go either way, but no one will tell you it's bad
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Ah, but have you considered your will to live?
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You think they should know better, they don't. And they don't care
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How's the motor runnin'
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The man was a scientist. Please do not let his enormous cock get in the way of that
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My cat flashes butthole at guests, is that more welcoming?
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The truth is not profitable, in the short term
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Not all problems need a solution. Take care of yourself first
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As someone who works in engineering this the most upsetting thing I've read today
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Oh no
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The old 4 loko formula unlocked posts you couldn't comprehend. Both figuratively and literally
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This is cringe bullshit
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Your analyst score doesn't matter if you know python
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It's a warning. When Jack is out of the box the sirens go off
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Hell yeah
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Best kind of football
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Texas should be Small Alaska
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Yeah
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Call it The Bright Squire and focus on Robin
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Nothing easy is worth doing
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Hell yeah bother
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This really slows that one song down
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You forgot the punching part, the brass knuckles aren't for decoration
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Fuck yeah, can't wait to see it tomorrow
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Rum and whiskey
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Ok whatever guy, the school of hard knocks kicked me out at 22. Wad am I supposed to do about it. Keep bragin
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Piracy is at an all time high. People be downloading whole ass ships and shit
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Steel Battalion vs the Hulk
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It's tough, the internet is out of pocket
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Put it in the newspapers, he's mad