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aliceinsodak.bsky.social
Nerd with too many LEGOs and not enough books. She/her.
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

It was Trivia Night at the local Catholic church. Came home with a wild party favor...

What I really need to know is, how much money will @greenbaypackers.bsky.social donate to Tom's charity stream, and how much can @vikings.social exceed it? I just really want to see a donation war with the NFC North teams and establish Vikings superiority 🫡 www.youtube.com/live/B1UEoOK...

Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.

A new North Dakota bill would require stores to pull any book with any "material harmful to minors" from the shelves. For those in the cheap seats, that effectively means ANY mention of sex, sexuality or gender. A bookseller could be arrested for displaying 1984. www.inforum.com/opinion/colu...

Goldman: "My Republican colleagues are so weak and afraid of Donald Trump that they're willing to undermine their own constitutional authority just to please them. You're giving away your own power in fealty to Donald Trump."

We are a nation that has collectively failed the marshmallow test.

Oh damn, Sanders's quote is bringing back some incredibly relevant topics discussed in Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman... It's already been going on for decades, and the horserace being the news media's framework for reporting politics is just one of many examples. 😔

Oh you're tired complaining about denials? Can we complain about how y'all were over 6 months behind on processing refund checks, so I kept getting letters about overpayments I had already mailed several months prior? 🤷‍♀️

Dentist: When was the last time you flossed? Me: I don't pay you to ask personal questions now put your hand in my mouth.

BASH: I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore BASH: You are the government

N.B. Liquor won't buy U.S. alcohol, even with tariff delay #NewBrunswick With trade threat delayed but not gone, premier says stores won’t order more American booze www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

The part that gets me is the "To be clear, they still have full media access, they just don't have the physical office" Soooo you're making them remote workers? After making all your federal employees return to work? OK got it 👍

Things that have crashed since January 20th: •2 planes •1 helicopter •NASDAQ stock •Access to Medicaid funds (for about 24 hrs) •Carrie Underwood's career

Be the type of person you are in Stardew Valley

A lot of people only want to identify Nazis after they've done the mass murdering bit. The thing is, you need to identify them and deal with them earlier to stop that.

I don't know if it's the Christo-facist dystopia we're living in that's made me hyper-aware, but NFL players please stop thanking God for your victories 😭 So you didn't win because of your hard work? Thanks for the clarification. 👍

Read. Read books. Reading books is resistance. Buy. Buy books. Buying books is resistance. Share. Share books. Sharing books is resistance. Celebrate Celebrate books. Celebrating books is resistance.

i wish all ICE agents a very nuremberg

The older I get, the more I like Tim McGraw. True country, great voice, just a real dude. I hope to god this doesn't backfire 5 or 10 years from now. 🙏

Everything's on fire, so my sweet boy allowed us to take a picture of his face to brighten your day ❤️

@tonyfleecs.bsky.social I GOT IT 😍🐱

Saw a patient this week who has been transitioning the last couple years. When they checked out, I gave them our business card with my name written on it and just said "If you need anything, just give me a call..." I think they got the message (I hope). It's all I can do to help, but I meant it.

Current internal battle: Should I be terrified of Trump on main, or should I recognize that pretending like he has powers he does not have helps to grant him those powers.

Sometimes I make angry comics too

Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books

The oligarchs cling to MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech—because dreams aren’t a threat. They hide this—we will have to pay the bill while they keep TAKING and distracting us with HATE for each other so that we won’t notice. They don’t want you to know about Martin Luther King’s “One Penny” speech…

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

Remembering what's important today and how lucky I am that I got to see this monument in person.

Now that the TikTok ban is in place, I'm curious when we'll start seeing the effects economically. The loss of income for however many Americans means less spending in the US... Fewer international orders for products marketed through the app, so less money coming into the US...

#SamDarnold #JaredGoff #chokers #nflmemes #NFL #nfl #Lions #Commanders #Commies #NFCNorth

Her Universe: Here let's throw up some low-effort Wiccan shirts... Me: I NEED THEM ALL GIMME

Can the Vikings please have just ONE game that isn't completely fucked by the refs? -.-

Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!” Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

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We're....12-2? 🤯

jeff the land shark appreciation post

That one is for you, Randy Moss 💜💛 #LetsMossCancer | #Skol

Probably still in mourning from the Change Heathcare hack. I know I am 😂 www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...