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Hi. I'm AL Wright. Recovering propagandist, lefty millennial veteran, allegedly exists.
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Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit

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Also, up until 2013 autism and ADHD were mutually exclusive diagnoses in the DSM despite them being highly correlated with each other and blending into each other. Up until then, tons of autistic people were just misdiagnosed as having ADHD. Now consider the 90's rise in ADHD diagnoses.

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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

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George: are you reading the news lately? planes are falling out of the sky Jerry: falling out of the sky? George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY! Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents! [Kramer bursts in] Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs?

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

"At least one person tried to commit suicide, according to several migrants. Another broke his leg trying to escape. A third sent a plaintive missive from a hidden cellphone: “Only a miracle can save us.” A migrant from Iran, Artemis Ghasemzadeh, 27, wrote “Help us” in lipstick on one window.

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thisistopeka.com/2025/02/brea... Projected $1.01b loss for Kansas agriculture this year. Is America great again yet?

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Dawg, the official White House account is tweeting out pure fascism. What in the actual fuck.

submitted 5 days ago • 56 comments

Holy shit

submitted 6 days ago • 18 comments

Cold one today

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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 6 days ago • 609 comments

Look, I really don't want an asteroid to hit the planet unless it has that Mangione precision 💁‍♀️

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Real fun to be a regular plane passenger sitting in an airport today.

submitted 7 days ago • 73 comments

Reach out and touch bay

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You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger. Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

submitted 7 days ago • 1538 comments

A Black man with a history of heroin addiction wouldn’t be allowed near a health agency much less put in charge of it.

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So you can just say you work at DOGE and pillage anything from our documents you want. The law truly doesn't exist anymore! Cool!

submitted 9 days ago • 1271 comments

Just saw someone do the equivalent of “enjoy the camps” then a post later cry about how mean people are, and I’ve been seeing this dynamic play out a lot so I think it might be worthwhile if everybody stops and asks themselves “are people being mean to me or are they matching my energy” 🤷🏻‍♀️

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JD Vance just showed his true colors in Munich: Trump’s lapdog, serving MAGA chaos abroad. He trashed European allies, echoing his master’s disdain for unity. Vance isn’t a leader—he’s a laquais doing Trump’s bidding.

submitted 10 days ago • 35 comments

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

submitted 10 days ago • 79 comments

Took my palentine out for walkies!

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Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out. Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal. Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home. That. Do that.

submitted 10 days ago • 511 comments

Themed the ear jewelry to valentine's day and my favorite chick flick

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I always thought there was something screwy about ducks

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me currently:

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

Lou wants some snuggle time

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Please stop with the generative AI. It's garbage, theft, making us less capable. Image by www.nobodyssweetheart.com

submitted 12 days ago • 33 comments

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

submitted 14 days ago • 724 comments

Took Taylor's boyfriend for a walk this morning 😆

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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

submitted 16 days ago • 3188 comments

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

submitted 17 days ago • 210 comments

Federal Judge: You are hereby cut off from accessing Treasury data Elon: (points at judge) 451-43-0680 (points at bailiff) 867-50-9640 (points at random spectator) 639-24-8475

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Listen, we were all young and stupid once. You can’t judge someone for the thoughtless and provocative posts they made all the way back in September and December of 2024. It was a different time back then.

submitted 16 days ago • 65 comments

Oops 😬

submitted 16 days ago • 1042 comments

Operation ICE Ride-Along isn’t going as planned. 🔥 Fox News tagged along with ICE, hoping for an exclusive look at “dangerous criminals.” Instead, they got a whole lot of nothing. No threats, no big arrests—just a community that wasn’t having it. The narrative is falling apart.

submitted 17 days ago • 1477 comments

Keep outing these miserable fucks.

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Donald Trump has released a new EO to "eradicate anti-Christian bias." What is one of the examples of "anti-Christian bias" cited in his order? The recognition by Biden of Transgender Day of Visibility, which fell on the same day as Easter Sunday last year. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

submitted 18 days ago • 185 comments

Every single time. www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/02/cons...

submitted 18 days ago • 84 comments

Happy Thursday!

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*picture of a 17-year OPM veteran with coke-bottle glasses and a pocket square* young anarchists, this man is your friend! he fights for freedom!

submitted 20 days ago • 19 comments

welp

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All POS!

submitted 19 days ago • 38 comments

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally

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Meanwhile, some folks who understand how good vaccines are. We also have to enjoy the victories.

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