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OMG, Rachel on MSNBC calling out her bosses for firing the non-white primetime hosts Joy Reid and Alex Wagner

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Turns out this dumbass AI shit was just another grift to funnel money out of the taxpayer thru the government into billionaire's pockets. Who could have seen this coming? 🙄

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Wise man…

A heartwarming weekend story

chicks rule

twin peaks fire walk with me is a delightful romp filled with fun secrets and tricks

my man got that jiminy cricket body

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

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I NaN'd it

I'm sorry but no. The traffic to ChatGPT.com doesn't match this at all. And why doesn't OpenAI announce monthly active users? It'd be higher!

Ashitaka's story emphasizes the importance of having two girlfriends, one who is nice but evil and one who is mean but good, and you have to spend all of your time doing stuff for them

The Cybertruck is so cool! Here's a diagram of where the cameras are, for educational purposes. You should get one!

the right controls the entire government, control over information and what gets censored by the government, the mainstream media, every economic institution and the right is still pissed off about some people putting pronouns in emails

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy theonion.com/man-wai...

Luigi Mangione has a website now. "I am overwhelmed by - and grateful for - everyone who has written me to share their stories and express their support. Powerfully, this support has transcended political, racial, and even class divisions..."

i download every single chinese app i can and keep them updated so their government can properly steal my data to plan the United States downfall with ease

I feel like Catch 22 is one of the most obviously leftist books just bc the protagonist is a smart guy who understands the insanity around him in perfect clarity, but nobody takes him seriously because it's also turned him into a miserable, high-strung neurotic And what's more leftist than that

this is fucking insane

i was out at a bar awhile back and the bartender asked if i grew up catholic, and i did. i asked him how he knew and he said “only people that grew up catholic lean forward at a bar, you carry too much trauma” and that’s lived in my head rent free ever since lmfao

liberal capitlism can both be considered a “failure” (the system isn’t achieving its stated aims) and also “doing what it was designed to do” (the system is doing what it’s aims were to do) because its stated aims were always contradictory.

the US libs can't believe the economy is bad because there was a blue president too recently. once the red president has been in there a while they will mysteriously come around

GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation. The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.

Susan Collins: these cuts are going to do terrible things for science in America RFK Jr eating a live panda: no they won’t Susan Collins: alright sounds good

saw another skeet full of replies from white liberals saying we should leave people in red states to die millions of Black, brown, and poor people live in red states and either don’t want to leave or can’t leave. disrespectfully, fuck all of you who leave people to drown. gross.

Dumbest people alive

shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

probably the most mischievous grin ever

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards