amplyjustified.bsky.social
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“Tiny feet indeed Persephone”
“You should see his mother’s hands.. practically invisible “
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a-flying 😀😀😀
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Although, obviously, a lady like myself doesn’t know what the words mean
So I could be mistaken - but the words beginning with F and H have a familial ring about them
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Although, alas, the hands are superbly drawn.
Which is sadly why we don’t see a future for you at Girl’s Own
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When men get old and lose their power, they send young men into battle to cling on - by controlling the deaths of others.
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And stop doing poems about Jesus father.
It’s just not possible that he had an angel grinder.
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….and having tiny hands.
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Estelle… somebody’s written “Jeremy’s perfumed” in the water below.
Don’t worry Jeremy, I’ll wipe it away with my leaf -once you’re safely away.
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You seem very involved in your new book:
“Camping for Boys”
Could you read a few passages out for me Edmond?
.. I love the countryside.
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Frankly ….serves you right for working in a jumped-up middle class household.
Even if they gave you extra porridge on Tuesdays.
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Two things that should never have been privatized. Water and nuclear - for security alone
With water, terrorists could take out thousands by controlling reservoirs and treatment centres.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camelfo...
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Have we time for a chilly dip Lavinia
Yes, Frostina, the plane is only once monthly.
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We are the first two Esmeralda.
And one us of cancelled already
Flouting the trans mortarboard policy.
#GIrlsOwnCC
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However, if you find one of these rich lounge lizards, kindly forward their name address and a brief introduction to @girlsown.bsky.social without delay.
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Girls.. You’ve all heard of the Five Boys’ Chocolate Bar.
They are doing a Five Girls’ one.
Daphne , you’re a shu-in for “Frustration”.
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No, Mr Goodbody, I did not find your surprise use of a squirty water flower funny.
And poor Henrietta is still so wet and upset, she’s attempting to dive off the wall.
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It’s not often that the LIttle Swanswick Grooming Gangsters Group call nowadays.
And Madam is getting older
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There’s a cheese rolling and fighting competition on Harry Hill to look forward to.
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The sisters were now fully regretting their impetuous buy of a blow-up canoe from some dimwit Apprentices.
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A couple of oars Fiona?
Well we need one each.
Silly old man - Nothing to do with punts.
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As a birthday gift, renewing his subscription to ‘Lusty Maids’ was also totally inappropriate.
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It’s the bald spot that he might object to.
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We can recommend a good dry cleaner, who we use for inappropriate stains.
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My problem is that he’s already been involved with all three.
And you,too, were mentioned as a “past paramour”.
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Primrose’s firm grasp on the morning roadkill, with her oddly fingered hand, showed her both her determination to hand cook something special for the evening meal - plus her Norfolk interbreeding.
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Or mistress
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Genevieve had started to regret volunteering as a judge in the Nettleberry Farting Championships
Even though it was in aid of the Slow Nurses’ charity.
She had been blown off her feet too many times in the opening rounds.
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Most difficult bits
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To be worn at twilight?
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See the artist who can’t draw hands can’t draw grumpy winged lions either
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Premature captioning ….the scourge of the middle aged.
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To be completely eco-compliant, we recommend sharing the soap with all your brothers and sisters.
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Only if it’s a string one.
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We recommend the local priest…
Father McFingers.
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Wittgenstein has beaten you to it. And he’s better looking.
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Belinda headed for Cobweb Wood and mused on the general unfairness of life.
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Isn’t he dying at the moment ?
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Give him a meaty tit-bit Fiona.
Not likely Cecily, I’m still throbbing from the last time.
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And try and cover the aroma with a bunch of strong smelling lilacs.
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Besides it is not the act of a gentleman
Mr Pumphrey’s prize cucumber cannot now be used for the Little Crumpton show sandwich tea.
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What a coincidence Mr Samuel-
Saw a bouquet very much like this on Belinda Burford-Browns grave yesterday.
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Kindly return that schoolboy to its owner and stop using him as a subeditor.
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Nevertheless, handy hiding place for left over wool.
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Very intense and wonderfully personally anguished.
But maybe leave out the three ‘plague of boils’ verses.