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Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!

makes me wonder what volume one was about

Oh, Canada.

Reform UK has uncovered the scandal of a “wasteful” £350m contract. Small problem: it’s not a contract. Or £350m. Or a scandal. But apart from that, spot on! 😬 The Bear explains how Reform got it completely wrong ⤵️ @eastangliabylines.co.uk @bearlypolitics.co.uk

"It takes me 5 minutes to walk to the nearest pub, and 25 minutes to walk back from it." "The difference is staggering."

Another executive order is expected this morning.

If you know, you know

Van Hollen: In other words, put up in court or shut up.

I finally found my tweet from the last time this ridiculous bullshit popped up.🤣

Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.

Great. Now I need to inject bleach into my eyes.

Does #HolyF*ck even begin to scratch the surface ...

It is much much dumber than we thought. The "Tariffs charged to the U.S.A" is a made up number that simply consists of the trade deficit with that country divided by U.S. imports. Iraq: 78% = $5.4B/$6.9B Liechtenstein: 73% = $155.4M/$218.1M Cambodia: 97% = $11.4B/$11.7B

Will someone please tell me how the uninhabited Heard and McDonald Islands are tariffing the U.S.A. 10%?

Turns out Le Pen is not mightier than the fraud.

This!!

Canada is potentially about to elect a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford, Mexico elected someone with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering… Meanwhile, America elected a barely sentient orange turnip. Any Questions?!

Zero accountability and nobody is going to sack him. This is America now. Criminals, sex pests, drunks and clowns. That’s your government.

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

Considering his Legal & Ethical record, you would think the painting would be the lowest priority for this 34 times convicted, perpetual grievance monkey. Turns out, you would be wrong... #Pathetic 😁

15,000 people protested fascism and racism in Amsterdam yesterday.

#Trump #Putin

“Tax our wealth” – that’s the message from millionaires across the UK whose campaign is hitting the road ahead of the government’s spring statement...

Something tells me that this Mercedes, which has been egged, was mistaken for a #Tesla!

Man, the astronauts that returned after nine months in space must feel like a scene straight out of the movie The Planet of the Apes. They return to a chaotic strange country overtaken by primates with an orange leader. 🙁

Brilliant!

A den of thieves and rogues it is.

Other people are still at "is it a constitutional crisis yet?" and I'm at "the crisis was several exits ago, the car has crashed, we're now just seeing how many cars end up in the pileup and how high the casualty count is" or "the house is actively burning down, the question is what's left after."

This sounds like a plan for us from Mark Carney, Prime Minister of Canada

🚨MAJOR DEVELOPMENT Portugal has cancelled plans to buy F-35 fighter jets from the US and will look to replace their F-16s with European fighters. “We have to be able to count on the predictability of our allies, which is no longer the case with the United States."💥

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“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled" - Mark Twain #MAGA #Trump