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you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

If you wanna know why Dems lose all the damned time, right here you go. This kind of bullshit right here. We’ve got an aspiring dictator tearing our country apart and these idiots are still too concerned about decorum and standards. Get these assholes out of office.

"The left is losing because it is too left" motherfuckers, y'all been crawling to the right on your hands and knees for decades and all it got you is rug burns.

you, dumb: celebrating $TSLA dropping 10% me, smart: not celebrating until he dies

Mitch McConnell voting no on terrible cabinet picks because he doesn’t have to run for reelection is all the proof you need that we must have term limits. You shouldn’t only have a spine because you don’t have to run again. We are breeding chicken shit power hungry electeds.

I really struggle not to feel angry about the current state of the planet

House GOP wants $4 TRILLION dollar debt ceiling increase. You marks really thought the world’s richest man and the guy with the golden toilet seats were really going to “fight the elites” for you? Nah, they just want their tax breaks.

I have work to do but I'm distracted by watching US scientific progress & leadership being irreversibly undermined because a few unelected malcontents are penalizing researchers for following legal requirements set out by congressional orders to augment basic research with benefits to society.

Believing that Tulsi Gabbard — longtime Russian asset and newly confirmed Director of National Intelligence — is acting in the interests of the United States requires an extraordinary level of self-delusion.

This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine’s Day. Revenge.

"You don't dismantle an agency that protects consumers from corporate abuse and scams unless you want to abuse and scam consumers."

Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

Yeah yeah he’s cringe but can you imagine being dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like oh sure the worlds richest man with billions in government contracts is saying that disability payments are the real scam, he seems legit lol

Monday thought:

YOU: hey Fetterman, you suck!!! LORD OF THE RINGS CAVE TROLL WEARING BASKETBALL SHORTS AND A HOODIE: hunghh? urrgh.. YOU (QUIETLY, TO YOURSELF): jesus thst stroke really did a number on him

Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences

Just because there isn’t a bonfire, don’t trick yourself into thinking that the purging of gigantic databases isn’t the modern equivalent of burning books

In the 20th century, they were known as "concentration camps." Now, they are simply called "housing." Doesn't that sound so much more humane? Voila, problem solved!

This is a disastrous presidency already, actually kinda shocking even to me, who expected it to be bad

“the vibes have shifted” is passive voice. “tech oligarchs made deliberate changes to social media algorithms which altered the way most people perceive reality in a successful attempt to engineer business-favorable outcomes” is more EW WOKE CRINGE but it’s also direct, accurate, and meaningful

RFK Jr even getting a hearing for this job is failed state shit

(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar) "I just want Americans to be healthy!"

You can't help who you fall in love with and you can't help who you push into oncoming traffic.

air bud: i play basketball snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war

Everyone you meet is fighting a secret battle, probably against you

Do you support the people destroying everything or do you prefer the people who won’t stop them

"People don’t cheer for chaos when they feel like justice is possible. But right now... the Supreme Court is corrupt, voting feels useless, and the people in power are funded by the very corporations they’re supposed to regulate."

One of the best parts of being an adult is that nobody can make you go camping

you can punish the wealthy for their crimes against humanity or you can have violence in the streets, and our country has made its choice