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The Tkachuck brothers (Miami Matt and Pumpkin’ Head) are going to find themselves traded to Traktor Chelyabinsk for future considerations this weekend.

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Dear Americans. We don't hate you. We hate MAGA politicians. We hate those 77M zombie zealots and the 800 billionaires who play them like fiddles with woodrot where their brains used to be. We hate that 90M of you didn't vote. But we stand with America. 🌎 🇧🇪🇧🇬🇨🇦🇭🇷🇨🇿🇩🇰🇪🇪🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇷🇭🇺🇮🇸🇱🇻🇱🇹🇱🇺🇲🇪🇳🇱🇲🇰🇳🇴🇵🇱🇵🇹🇷🇴🇸🇮🇪🇸🇸🇪🇹🇷🇬🇧🇺🇸🇦🇱🇺🇦

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I’m ready for Super Bowel Monday!!

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Medical PTSD is a for reals thing. Ask me how I know.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

There was an extra shell in the Stand and Stuff taco kit and for one fleeting nanosecond I felt okay with the world. Thank you Old El Paso!!

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

Hello to all of my new Pearl Jam friends and to all of the po**bots who have recently followed me. Here’s some pictures from the May 4th show in Vancouver. #PearlJam

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Angry music is for kids who don't know why they're angry, at my age I need happy music to control my own well earned anger

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to

submitted 54 days ago • 368 comments

Wayne Gretzky is the Herschel Walker of Canada.

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens – you're going to have selfish, ignorant leaders." George Carlin

submitted 62 days ago • 42 comments

Happy 60th birthday to Eddie Vedder! #PearlJam #Eddie Vedder

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The Friday 4:pm news dump is becoming my favourite time of the week. Got a beer and ready to watch the stories fly in.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I still don’t know what pickleball is and I’m going to see how long I can go without finding out.

submitted 75 days ago • 99 comments

It’s hard to tell if America is turning into an oligarchy, a dictatorship, an autocracy, a kleptocracy, a theocracy, a kakistocracy, or an idiocracy.

submitted 78 days ago • 203 comments

I’m starting to call BlueSky this app and refer to it like I’ve been on it for a decade. It really has just replaced Twitter in my mind

submitted 78 days ago • 249 comments

TOUR IS ON!!!!

submitted 80 days ago • 7 comments

Three things are true: 1) Green bell peppers are just crunchy water. 2) Poblanos are what green bell peppers should be. 3) Any dish that utilizes green bell peppers would be made better by substituting poblanos.

submitted 81 days ago • 260 comments

I’m still trying to determine proper etiquette on Bluesky. Is this too much or just about right?

submitted 84 days ago • 790 comments

This is pretty funny.

submitted 85 days ago • 1131 comments

Am I the only person who cannot use corn starch in cooking without the kitchen ultimately looking like a scene from Scarface?

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Hank wishes you a peaceful weekend.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

There is no greater joy than everyone in the house being asleep as you drink your morning coffee.

submitted 86 days ago • 307 comments

Happy Thanksgiving to all of my American friends and neighbours.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Canada will have to pay 25% export tariffs to America because Melania swooned at Justin Trudeau 7 years ago.

submitted 89 days ago • 109 comments

Good morning Bluesky, Theo’s ready to take on a cold November day. #dogsky

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I just spent 10 minutes trying to explain It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia to someone and I've decided there's no way to do it that actually makes anybody realize how funny it is. You just have to make them watch it.

submitted 97 days ago • 326 comments

Our cable/internet was down until 5:pm and the first thing we watched was a Hallmark Christmas movie just in case anyone was wondering how my day was going.

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Well, this gets it exactly right, doesn’t it?

submitted 99 days ago • 551 comments