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Sometimes I wonder if we’re all stressed out by the pressures of modern life. If we’d be happier living 100 years ago in a picturesque seaside town, running a thriving delivery business using our witch power of broomstick flight

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submitted 15 days ago • 41 comments

Don't forget to clean your dishes Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise

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The news is more fun to read if you pretend you’re a time traveler that got stuck in a dystopian potential future. You can mutter things like “Gadzooks, how did my chrono-ambulator travel so off course?”

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

I'm on a plane with wifi! Keep me entertained please. AMA ☺️

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 30 days ago • 1572 comments

(Phone line trilling) “Hello, this is the newspaper.” “Yes, Newspaper, I’d like to write about being a loser.” “Sure, let me connect you directly to the printer.”

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used transgenic (genetically modified) mice.

submitted 30 days ago • 809 comments

Oh is there an Oscarsball happening?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Dear OPM, This week I, 1. I sailed across the Sun 2. I made it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded 3. And saw that Heaven is overrated 4. I fell for a shooting star (one without a permanent scar) 5. I missed you while I was looking for myself out there

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

transgender will never go away

submitted 47 days ago • 145 comments

i miss the family and friends i lost to my transition. but man do i love the family and friends i gained because of it.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 61 days ago • 37 comments

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

submitted 63 days ago • 3360 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 65 days ago • 269 comments

my niece put blocks in her back pockets and said her butt has nipples. there is still hope and beauty in the world

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 69 days ago • 204 comments

ICE stands for Icky poo Caca Eucchhhh

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

Do I need to have watched parts one through four in order to understand Mambo #5?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

"free in-store pickup?" yeah. thats what store is.

submitted 280 days ago • 22 comments

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.

submitted 72 days ago • 175 comments

Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

submitted 72 days ago • 67 comments

There's something needs to be said And it's important You don't need to be gay to stick up for your gay friends You don't need to be trans to stick up for your trans friends You don't need to be Jewish or muslim or Hindu or black or white You only need to be good people To stick up for your friends

submitted 74 days ago • 79 comments

@larkenciel.bsky.social not sure why but my brain tells me you would like this

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Black hole sun / won't you come to the place / I belong West Virginia

submitted 72 days ago • 9 comments

Social media is too scary these days. Instead of doomscrolling I’m going to read my accursed magic grimoire that has a screaming human face on the cover

submitted 73 days ago • 8 comments

If you’re with the Nazis — or any variation of the Nazis — you’re on the wrong side. And that’s not a controversial position. F*ck Fascism!

submitted 73 days ago • 5 comments

FWIW, I’ll tell you when there’s going to be a “fire sale” in Pittsburgh. Not some dude who doesn’t cover the club. Also, buddy … it’s a hard cap NHL and Penguins have players with fill or limited NMCs and/or unsavory contracts. Complete farce. Shouldn’t even have caused a stir.

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

NEW: Hockeybuzz.com - Ryan Wilson - The chase for Gretzky has begun for Nedeljkovic www.hockeybuzz.com/blog.php?pos...

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White House staffer whose only job is to deliver Diet Cokes to the president and hasn’t left the kitchen in 4 years: Soon my life will have purpose again

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments