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the hero's journey

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

"Trump is just trolling" yeah and Trolls are assholes I don't want my president to be a troll on the global stage. Will it be trolling when he also just continues to do the shit he's "joking" about doing? Nazi Germany wishes it could've had a populace this stupid to do a fascism with

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

last time the people of america had someone ruling over them that called himself king, we protested by destroying a bunch of british stuff for fun. this is definitely the takeaway from that part of history don't look it up

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

last time the people of america had someone ruling over them that called himself king, we destroyed a bunch of commercial products in protest and rebelled against him

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

games are back

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 4 days ago • 1064 comments

people are fucking insufferable about discord pings I'm sorry. Oh, someone wants to talk to you on a public social media platform and the platform is well designed enough to notify you about it? The fucking horror. Turn off notifications on your own end if you're gonna be such a bitch about it

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

submitted 3 days ago • 68 comments

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

submitted 5 days ago • 2640 comments

few things more hellish than watching someone clearly not understand how to navigate their own pc. what do you mean you didn't know you could drag the corner of a window to resize it in both dimensions at once. what do you mean you don't know where you downloaded that file to

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

shakespeare isn't timeless because of the universal human emotions and stories it presents, it's timeless because of all the made up words meaning that it sounded just as nonsense back then as it does now. and i guess the universal human story thing too,

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submitted 6 days ago • 98 comments

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

submitted 7 days ago • 47 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

Me: I like games where my choices matter Me playing games where my choices matter: I hate this

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

The most consequential thing ever to happen in the Gulf occurred 66 million years ago, so out of respect for the deceased we should call it the Gulf of Dinosaurs

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

I love to hold a lantern aloft and tremblingly ask “Who goes there?”

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

Sorry I am not being super sexy and shit but the constant existential crises are really exhausting.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Endlessly circulating myths on the internet

submitted 8 days ago • 176 comments

Not a huge fan of how unreal engine games put all eggs in one basket (or one .pak file, to be exact). Makes downloading updates really wasteful. It's basically the entire game's size worth of disk writes, each time.

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

remember friday? that was ten years ago

submitted 9 days ago • 64 comments

The Oregon Trail generation speaks

submitted 9 days ago • 162 comments

This guy is as dumb as a box of hammers

submitted 9 days ago • 1206 comments

Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim. Me, 20 years later: fuck

submitted 8 days ago • 157 comments

God I love my dad’s Facebook posts. He said “the wretched Senate has confirmed the wretched Kennedy”

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

The dragon warrior has awakened 🐉

submitted 10 days ago • 102 comments

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

submitted 9 days ago • 924 comments

the popular culture I consumed as a child really lead me to believe that sealing wax would be a more prominent component of adult life

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

you can tear open as many dimensional rifts as you want just don’t be weird about it

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

It is the darkest of all possible humor that Disney is publicly rolling back their DEI initiatives and removing content warnings from older, racially-insensitive work on the same week that they are releasing a new MCU movie with a Black man as Captain America.

submitted 10 days ago • 28 comments

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump isn’t the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

submitted 10 days ago • 752 comments

bluesky should add reacjis and if you choose 🤣 it deletes your account

submitted 10 days ago • 89 comments

Whoever said "let's make the visor of his helmet look like a big T" when they designed Boba Fett fuckin nailed it. No wonder every Star Wars kid back in the way loved Boba Fett. It's the big T, baby. Now they got Sasha Banks with a big T helmet and stuff. Fuckin nailed it

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Oh I'm sorry, did you think fusing with an ancient monster in a desperate last bid to grant the world utopia would work out in your favor? You fool, I have the power of friendship and I did all the side quests including that really annoying on everyone complained about online

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"

submitted 10 days ago • 82 comments

so popular lately

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

every goddamn explosion these days is this copy pasted cgi fireball that doesn't look remotely real. when shit explodes it overexposes the camera. that shit turns white. and in space there isn't fire!!! Star Wars understood this 1977!! Those TIE fighters exploded into white debris!!! Get it right!!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

We’re just normal men

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

submitted 11 days ago • 891 comments

I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl

submitted 13 days ago • 225 comments