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A non-binary He/They. Find my projects here: https://linktr.ee/jonahgregory
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this is in reply to the deputy director of the fbi pbs.twimg.com/media/EaAnVc...

You GUYYYYSSSSSSS The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB

Man if you aren’t blocking and moving on what are you even doing?

When I landed in SLC, I used the bathroom despite an anti-trans bathroom ban. Nobody cared. Nobody ever does. The truth is, whatever anti-trans laws they keep passing, nobody actually gives a damn or wants to be the bathroom police. This is the ultimate reason anti-trans hysteria will fail.

Finally at the start of the Baby arc. The most normally named big bad ever.

It’s been wild to see so many headlines about the firings at the Joint Chiefs of Staff and none of them explicitly saying “Trump fired the one Black person and the one woman so he could have an all white male Joint Chiefs”

Happy 10th anniversary to this thing @mikeyface.bsky.social and I made a decade ago.

Long live EGA!!! 🎉

The Four Horse's Asses of the Apocalypse.

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

Home with a sick kiddo so we are watching Dragon Ball GT (recently finished Z) and yeah I get why this wasn’t as popular. I’ve heard it gets better and it’s pretty short. Mostly waiting for SSJ4.

“We need to get Garfield a subscription to the Post,” Eric Adams tells reporters. “And Snoopy. They need to know what’s going on” he explains

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

I wanna be so for very fucking real right now: Any game company--and I mean *ANY*--that tries appeasing current sentiments by rolling back DEI or LGBT initiatives and support will lose my business for the foreseeable future. I won't even discuss their products. Games are a luxury I can curb.

I love pro wrestling

Good morning, Bluesky. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHkZ...

It's called a boycott

Re-elect Mike Haggar. New York needs a mayor who will beat criminals to death with his bare hands and eat food he found lying in the street

The intrusive thoughts won today

We're $956 short of funding this project with 31 hours to go. Appreciate any shares! It would be nice if this relaunched project didn't fail a second time ❤️ www.backerkit.com/c/projects/p... #Crowdfunding #SupportArtists #QueerArtists #Pins

Actual Translation: "TIS THDPSISSSPSI" I hate when the Greek alphabet is used like this. Also mixed with an English "D" which isn't Greek but "Delta" is a triangle and probably would have worked anyway? Extra insulting, the dates at the bottom are in ROMAN numerals. *sighhhhhhhhhhhhh*

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

I am saying this with one hundred percent sincerity: "Dolly Parton is upset with you" is a strong enough mark of shame to completely kneecap this entire movement and if the dems actually had a finger on the pulse of the country they'd be booking this beautiful person for speaking tours

My guy is spitting truth while wearing a Tecmo Bowl hoodie and I am 100% here for it.

Gonna need more non-disabled people to see stuff like this and understand that ableism is also one of the integral -isms the right is devoted to, so it should be jettisoned whenever and in whomever you encounter it

YAKUZA SAMOA JOE RENDER YAKUZA SAMOA JOE RENDER

Simpsons Predicted It Again: I Have Acute Jaundice hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...

Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

GOP: "The Revolutionary War was fought against King George, whose taxes hampered freedom. Not against kings." Democrats: "Just because he's wearing a robe and a crown doesn't mean he meant this literally. Everybody calm down and send us twenty dollars" newspapers: "What did he mean by 'king'?"

For those of you who have noted that Substack is basically a Nazi Bar and you’re looking for a place to move your writing to, the info in this thread may be an option worth looking into.

Shout out to everyone that helped and sent what they could so far! I can afford the engine, now just saving up to pay for the labor costs. Thank you all so much!

I think big foot is blurry and that is extra scary to me.

this is the way

Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post would not run this ad. This is the power of oligarchy.

Hey! I’ll be at Emerald City Comic Con in two weeks! I have panels and signings and things that I will talk about presently but just wanted to let y’all know that I’ll be there! Only Thursday and Friday though! If you want to meet and get things signed let me know!

I'm outta here

State AGs are looking for federal workers who have just been illegally fired to stand as litigants in a new lawsuit trying to freeze further action by DOGE. DM me if that’s you and you’re interested and you’re live in one of the following states: NM, AZ, CA, CT, MD, MI, MN, NV, OR, WA, RI, or VT.

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what could possibly go wrong