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bajablastoise33.bsky.social
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As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

submitted 4 days ago • 179 comments

Ex-fucking-scuse me?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Jackson’s fault. Goddammit

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I feel embarrassed and I’m just a fan

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Sean Hannity wearing a chiefs jersey. NOOOOO WE DONT CLAIM YOU BITCH

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

america's most coddled and pampered demographic (old white conservatives) will be exposed to like 20% of the bad stuff but will receive 80% of the sympathetic press inquiry

submitted 15 days ago • 66 comments

There has never been a group of people less prepared to meet the moment than the Democratic Party right now.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

“Why is Elon’s coup not on the front page of the New York Times???” idk, probably because the NYT is a puzzle game app that happens to also release articles about how trans people aren’t real but are also somehow a menace. It’s like asking why there isn’t a sonnet printed on your toilet paper

submitted 20 days ago • 42 comments

I will donate $1000 to the first democratic congressperson or senator who says “we should assassinate Elon musk and/or Donald Trump”

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 60 comments

Periodic reminder that trans people deserve to be safe and happy just like anyone else

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I know everyone hates the Chiefs, and y’all can fuck off, BUT we really do need to stop doing the tomahawk chant.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Love how this KU basketball team continues to find innovative ways to get my hopes up and then let me down spectacularly

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

To err is human, to bust is divine

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

thats ok im already fluent in anxiety

submitted 38 days ago • 75 comments

IMPORTANT NEWS: new addition to the family!

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.

submitted 62 days ago • 269 comments

lol wtf

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Holy fuck. The doink gave me a heart attack.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

KU basketball.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I worked for a few years as a legal videographer; the degree of contemptuous zero-effort deceit demonstrated by every health insurance representative was breathtaking. I had one person answer "I don't recall" in response to whether he had a Masters degree, what it was about, and from what college.

submitted 81 days ago • 31 comments

The best way to enjoy Thanksgiving leftovers is by blending everything into a slurry and drinking it.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

The Chiefs have the kind of luck that’ll make a man dress up in an anthropomorphic wolf costume and attempt a series of armed robberies

submitted 86 days ago • 81 comments

This KU football team is the real deal.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

submitted 93 days ago • 931 comments

some sad & real news: Donald J Trump, host of The Apprentice, has died today aged 78. he died in Mar A Lago which is his house, on the toilet, surrounded by secret documents he hoped to sell. he did a poop so big that it killed him, and nobody could go and help him because it smelled so bad in there

submitted 94 days ago • 73 comments

Every single word of this write up is the truth and this entire article deserves to be read.

submitted 95 days ago • 45 comments

Honestly, it was too much to ask for KU football, KU basketball, and the Chiefs to all get W’s this weekend. A Chiefs loss is also the most inconsequential 🤷

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together

submitted 100 days ago • 182 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 101 days ago • 2414 comments

submitted 103 days ago • 13 comments

Wait, does anyone remember the peanut the squirrel thing like two weeks ago?

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

lol. Lmao, even.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky does feel too good. Like any day now, I’m going to learn that in order to keep the good vibes going, once a month a random user is chosen, tied to a pole, and killed by users throwing rocks at them.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments