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This is how Justice Sotomayor ends her dissent: “We, as a Nation and a court of law, should be better than this. I respectfully dissent.”

QUICK: If we are raising these tariffs, taking that money, and simply paying the money to people who are getting hurt, how does that benefit the economy, particularly if it leads to a economic downturn that costs jobs? NAVARRO: Because it brings home our domestic manufacturing Q: That takes years

DIMON on tariffs, Jan 22: “Get over it.” DIMON this am:

This is just like 2008 -- except that in 2008, the government was trying to stop the crash, whereas now, the government is literally causing the crash.

What if everybody just didn’t do what he said?

Buckle up for one of the nastiest Black Mondays in Wall Street history.

The Secretary of the Interior requires his staff to make him cookies and serve him meals. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

To do: 1. Sleep 2. Eat 3. Scream at marsh 4. Repeat

So far, Trump has lost $9 trillion in stock market value in an attempt to fix a $1.2 trillion trade deficit. It’s not possible to fully articulate the stupidity currently governing the USA.

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Nero fiddled.

WSJ: “.. Tariff-swollen building costs helped to kill a $300 million plastics recycling plant in Erie, Pa., that had been in the works for four years.” @wsj.com 🇺🇸 www.wsj.com/economy/trad...

You guys wanna see a dead body 🤣💀

Cabinet member worth $500 million speaks. 🇺🇸 @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Honestly, I can’t even with this

On TV at the same time: NAVARRO: “This is not a negotiation.” LUTNICK: “Of course they are” open to negotiation. 🤡

“Whatever.” Lol. Buncha dummies!

If "protests in all 50 states" wanted above-the-fold coverage in @nytimes.com, they should have been "seven random Americans" instead

#HANDSOFF #NYC

Have a day, Jesse! 👏

Breaking News: A senior Justice Department lawyer was put on leave after questioning the administration’s decision to deport a Maryland man to El Salvador.

A+ community note.

The White House just issued this statement: “The President won his second round matchup of the Senior Club Championship today in Jupiter, FL, and advances to the Championship Round tomorrow.” How’s this real life?

Now that’s a split-screen. ⛳️ @wsj.com

Can you impeach a president for deliberately destroying the U.S. economy?

They said we'd have a record-beating economy, and they were right - largest two days of wealth destruction in nominal dollar terms *ever*:

Kamala warned everyone many times that "If Trump wins, we will enter a recession by the middle of next year."…..at this rate we're ahead of schedule

It’s. 👏🏼 Not. 👏🏼 Just. 👏🏼 About. 👏🏼 The tariffs. 👏🏼 (via Apollo’s slide deck this am)

Andy Kim: "If you want to know why there is so much chaos and confusion about what happened with regard to tariffs, I can say it's because of the absolute dysfunction of this national security council as demonstrated by what just happened with Laura Loomer."

Tell me again why we’re letting a 78 year old, legit smelly, odorous, frail, loser old man who bankrupted a CASINO bankrupt the country? Congress? Any answers?

You expected something different from a guy who inherited $400 million and went bankrupt?

Mark Kelly: "This is not surprising. Here's a guy who told Americans to inject bleach into their bodies, who sent a mob to Capitol Hill. And now I think it's fair to say he stands out as singlehandedly destroying more wealth with his bad decisions than anybody else who has ever lived on this planet"

Obama: Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials. Imagine if I had said to law firms that you will not be allowed into government buildings. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me

Here he is today, deeply concerned about economic hardship caused by his tariff scheme.

$3 TRILLION wiped from the stock market today….but glad dear leader got to hit some balls at his golf course out in Miami today on the taxpayers dime….oh and with a beautiful swing like that no wonder he wins club championships every weekend

* NASDAQ 100 FUTURES FALL 20% FROM ALL-TIME HIGHS @reuters.com

YARDENI: “.. It’s really a shame that Trump is so willing to take a wrecking ball to the economy. .. We are losing our confidence that it can remain resilient .. data suggests that stagflation is already eroding .. “.. it’s getting harder to be optimistic, but we are doing the best we can ..”

And we’re all going to pay the price

"It’s the instinct to measure wins in units of pain and suffering. It’s an assumption that the only way to help yourself is to hurt other people. This is just what America is now." www.wired.com/story/trump-...

#BREAKING US tariff moves could see global merchandise trade volumes shrink 1% in 2025: WTO chief

So good. 🤡 @brendanvduke.bsky.social

Biden didn’t fix egg prices.

Stellantis laying off 900 US workers at its US auto plants, thanks to tariffs www.reuters.com/business/aut...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

NEW — After putting all Institute of Museum & Library Services (IMLS) employees on administrative leave Monday, I'm told DOGE is canceling congressionally-appropriated grants to state libraries across the entire country. Libraries are getting notice that funding was canceled as of 4/1. More here:

Disney ran “like a scared mouse from any possible confrontation with Donald Trump or his state-sponsored retribution apparatus.” It wasn’t enough. @bethkowitt.bsky.social @mattbelloni.bsky.social $DIS www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

Another one! This is St. Pierre et Miquelon. Population: 5819. It now has one of the world’s highest tariffs - 99%. The US imported only $3.5M of its shellfish last yr. BUT the island imports ZERO from the US. So, the idiotic White House formula (imports v exports) couldn’t cope. It spat out 99%.

I tried to figure out what exactly the new China tariff was last night. The White House wasn’t sure, and then told me it was a “pointless aside” to write about that. (It’s 79%)