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all the Ashley St Clair texts with Elon are like 1:15 PM Ashley: I need to see you. Please, Elon. 11:26 PM Elon: That would be epicsauce 11:27 PM Ashley: I will be wherever you tell me to be whenever you want me to be. 3:05 AM Elon: Lets name our next fuckbaby Rage Comics

“It funds work that makes no sense like giving CT scans to homeless people” The research was to address the fact that unhoused people have a mortality rate for lung cancer that’s more than 2x that of housed people. CT is the gold standard for lung cancer screening. Doesn’t make sense to him, though

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned

'prison rape shouldn't happen to anyone' is one of those sentiments that should not be nearly as controversial as it is

Baseball teams should hug and kiss whenever one of their guys hits a homer

Free them all.

its not GREAT but it is very FUNNY that the richest man in the world is trying to big time federal employees. like, okay, get ready to receive 25,000 emails that say "I delivered the mail"

The Mangione thing is amazing bc the powers that be have no idea what to do. “release his crazy manifesto” oh no it makes good points “charge him with terrorism” oh no every shooter not being charged with it is being brought up “perp walk him” oh no the photos keep having the golden ratio in them

newt and bucky

NBA should add HORSE to all-star weekend. Steph would have so much fun with it.

i saw a tiktok of someone riding muni after drinking three “beatboxes” and i thought it was some weird zoomer slang for cutty bangs but no it’s just some demonic looking alcoholic juice box

QP completely ignoring Fitz's joke at the end of the interview. This kid is going places, folks.

AP finds that the Israeli military stored 13.6 petabytes of data on Microsoft servers, and usage of OpenAI/Microsoft tools was 200x higher than the week before Oct. 7. If there was any doubt of US tech companies and complicity in Israeli apartheid. apnews.com/article/isra...

there is little hope for this dog those bacteria are too big

Steph after the whistle

youre using the r slur? Should we throw a party?should we invite will i am

Very much like the Iraq War, somehow "I thought Elon Musk was a genius until a couple years ago" is now considered the more respectable and serious opinion than "I knew he was a fraud for a decade and was never fooled by him."

I'm ready to defend this stupid fucking train by any means necessary at this point. I would lay down my life for it. Do not make me take I-5 between SF and LA again I would rather die.

This is actually a responsible move because trapping people into a 5-7 year time commitment without understanding if you're going to be able to support them is actually kinda evil

it’s so cool to live in a country that’s the literal embodiment of this tumblr post

Elon Musk Sparks Communist Revolution Since Nobody Realized the Federal Government is the Only Employer in Rural Communities

discovered a newt nursery behind one of my surfboards. don’t worry i put it back and tried not to disturb the very slimy baby guys

Every liberal "paper of record": maybe the fascists have a point Eater: Know your rights

We're doing a fundraising drive for one more year of librarypunk. Hosting and recording costs money, and we'd really appreciate your support to keep the show going. Everything we make will continue to be free for all, but we wanted to offer ways for people to show their support.

Bay FC general manager Matt Potter spoke with reporters today and while he “emphasizes” with concerns over hiring scout Graeme Abel, mostly he doubled down on hiring him despite credible abuse allegations | @sfchronicle.com www.sfchronicle.com/sports/artic...

This sure reads like Bass is throwing her under the bus because the chief pointed out that they're massively underfunded

I’VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!! I’VE ABANDONED MY BOY!!!

Deaths from ketamine-only overdose are pretty rare. 90% of deaths are poly-substance. I'm sure that Elon has guys who test his supply for him. But one can hope that something slips through the cracks. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36410032/

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete." "That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete." "Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

Will Aaron Judge have the courage?