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Five things I did last week. 1. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant. 2. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant. 3. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant. 4. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant. 5. Saw new doctor about botched penile implant. *Please ask Grimes about this.

submitted 8 hours ago • 21 comments

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

submitted 1 day ago • 570 comments

One thing that might be overlooked with all of the mass firings at our federal gov't agencies, it will take years and a lot of money to replace all of these people when (if) we ever get our country back.

submitted 19 hours ago • 25 comments

Our stock market has been at record levels for almost two years prior to this administration. They’ve been in office for one month and two days, “Making America Great Again”. Apparently, they meant a different America.

submitted 20 hours ago • 18 comments

You don't fire Judge Advocates General unless you plan on issuing unlawful orders. www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...

submitted 12 hours ago • 190 comments

"President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings.”

submitted 13 hours ago • 199 comments

Oof! Brian hit the nail on the head!

submitted 15 hours ago • 176 comments

So is everyone just screaming "They better keep their hands off my Social Security!" gonna stop it from happening or nah?

submitted 8 hours ago • 54 comments

A confused Grandpa RICO has been autographing his own moobs.

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Elon Musk fancies himself some kind of maverick technologist superhero. But he’s no Tony Stark. He’s PHONY Stark. He’s the one the Avengers defeat at the end of the movie.

submitted 14 hours ago • 459 comments

Could make a really great joke about federal employees responding to the five bullets email by responding with a list of calibers, but I would never be that gauche

submitted 9 hours ago • 125 comments

If members of Congress—like Rep. Grothman —are this clueless about what the man who is dismantling our government is saying and promising, they don’t deserve to keep their jobs! This woman is in his face, begging him to wake TF up—and he just walks off. Pathetic.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1771 comments

Just listened to AOC on YouTube. She took it upon herself to draft a letter and hand deliver it to the DOL. She met with officials showing their legal obligations to stop doge from taking over the data at 4 p.m. the same afternoon. Doge left empty handed, AOC got a court injuntion to stop doge.

submitted 17 hours ago • 19 comments

I want to slip into happy weekend mode, but it feels like we're always 'BREAKING NEWS' away from going out for a couple Molotov cocktails 🍾

submitted 1 day ago • 54 comments

Just like we shouldn’t be firing FAA employees when commercial airliners are flipping upside down.

submitted 15 hours ago • 306 comments

How was I to know?

submitted 20 hours ago • 12 comments

Elmo is demanding that 2.3M federal employees submit 5 bullets representing their accomplishments last week (or be fired). Fun fact. If 2.3M employees spend 5 minutes each answering that email, it will cost taxpayers $8.5M. Your taxpayer dollars funding his harassment of Feds. Now you know.

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DOGE’s expenses have risen above 40 million, with weekly costs now exceeding 10 million. We will release an updated DOGE staff list soon.

submitted 15 hours ago • 366 comments

Eggs are now so expensive they’re smuggling them like fentanyl.

submitted 15 hours ago • 709 comments

Ilhan Omar introduced an amendment to make corporations pay their fair share. Instead, the GOP voted it down and have moved along the budget bill that would strip $880 BILLION from Medicaid. Fun fact - that's the ENTIRE budget. #HandsOffMyMedicaid

submitted 1 day ago • 56 comments

I am rapidly becoming an AOC fanboy

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This is for @gtconway.bsky.social Five things I did last week. 1. Took too much ketamine 2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw 3. Ignored my new baby momma 4. Laughed at my own jokes. 5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.

submitted 8 hours ago • 278 comments

This hits hard.

submitted 12 hours ago • 377 comments

Donald Trump replacing a black four-star general with a white three-star general as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is everything MAGA claims they hate about DEI: giving a less qualified person the job based on their race, not their resume.

submitted 9 hours ago • 146 comments

200 million dollars of waste.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1306 comments

This gets my vote for tweet/post of the year. This is a RED ALERT post. This is exactly why he’s doing it.

submitted 13 hours ago • 345 comments

submitted 18 hours ago • 1027 comments

Odd how the turns have tabled… Trump reversed course and admitted that Russia did, in fact, invade Ukraine. International news sources and independent media have stepped up to keep Americans informed.

submitted 12 hours ago • 151 comments

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

submitted 9 hours ago • 452 comments

The power of your dollar BOYCOTT

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This. Is. Insane.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1563 comments

You stay classy, San Diego.

submitted 15 hours ago • 459 comments

83% of Americans disapprove of King Donold’s pardoning his Jan. 6 goon squad, and now his poll numbers are falling faster than a gold-plated toilet in a hurricane. SMITE!

submitted 16 hours ago • 678 comments

I'm in ! Tell me how.

submitted 1 day ago • 1331 comments

For the record, the idea of the entire federal workforce flooding an OPM email inbox with their weekly task reports is insurmountable stupid.

submitted 11 hours ago • 124 comments

Dear OPM FOIA staff - Remember to preserve all of these email responses, as we will be submitting FOIA requests for this consolidated compilation of information on what the entire federal government did last week. Thx - FOIA community

submitted 10 hours ago • 130 comments

👇✊☮️💙🐕‍🦺

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Last night's Pentagon massacre is much more than realized. Not just firing the black CJCS and first woman CNO but all the senior JAG officers and hiring a man who just joined 3 different crypto firms tied to Kushner and Thiel as Chairman. I did a deep dive into it open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...

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He nails it.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1414 comments

This is a drug addict who can barely put together a sentence.

submitted 1 day ago • 1378 comments

Something is shifting. They are still breaking things and stealing things. And they will keep trying to break and to steal. But the propaganda magic around the oligarchical coup is fading. (1/2)

submitted 19 hours ago • 1337 comments