Well they can take it however the f*** they want but it's not an official resignation. Ignore this s*** do your job and if they physically remove you file a lawsuit and if you have a union utilize it
You cannot answer an email if you aren’t allowed to telework and if you don’t have security clearance I am breaking my NDA to tell you what I worked on and that sir is considered a sign of espionage according to all the security training I take yearly you will be reported to my security officer.
No one on the internet can understand what Elon wrote. Is that some sort of latent South African accent he's writing in? Charlize Theron doesn't have that issue.
Over 2 million of our federal employees are military. Since Trump has ghosted all of our military assets, soldiers and bases in Europe by stating Putin's invasion of Europe does not effect us, I hope they fail to respond.
1. Me diid gud yellng at LIBTARDS
2. Hnadjobs
3. More Hanmdjobs
3. Nazi salooted
3. Poo Hurt poops
3. Let Are F kay feel me up
3. liced TRUMP kardbord standup
3. Drunk the stuff form from thje desk
3. Handdujobs
3. tweeted or exxed or what is it kalled now?
3. wash white GOP robes 4 kross berning.
The man blows up rockets for a living. His environmental and safety track records are horrible. This is why he wants government dissolved: so he can do what we he wants even though he is terrible at everything he does.
The Civil Service Reform Act, for starters. That and Musk’s lack of authority to give direction to the entire civil service. He has not been confirmed by the senate and is supposed to be an “advisor.” His role has never been defined.
Musk has no idea how to run ANY organization, corporation, nor federal government agency. He's just a delusional, drugged out, ketamine fueled, megalomaniacal, malevolent, power-hungry, sociopathic, Social Darwinian, Eugenicist NAZI without an ounce of honor, ethics, nor morality - like Putin/Trump.
Yes, I don't believe much in ending sentences or in using periods too much...I figure why, when I can just keep stringing you along waiting for that period ...for forever...which never really comes...
That's actually a component of the Cult of Scientology. They convince you that you have lived thousands of lives and actually "know" how to do anything really. 18 years old just outta HS? Yes, you can run the HR dept of Coca Cola.......
Exactly how he manages his staff at his shitty morally bankrupt companies. This doesn't work there either. For a supposed genius, he sure seems like a bullying moron.
Republican electeds are letting FOTUS and Musk treat civil servants like dirt. Including the people who help these electeds fly safely to and fro their districts every week. Disgusting is too kind
My God! Stop this mad man! We are not getting help from Congress or law enforcement, no help from the state or cities, nor from our lost allies. All we have left is our fellow citizens to speak up, take action and never submit to the trump regime. Never give up on the resilience of Americans.
That coward did not put the threat of resignation to the official OPM email. Because he knows it’s illegal. He only added that on X to make himself seem like a tough guy.
This helped me with my union when I had a "loca" principal trying to find things I supposedly wasn't doing in my position. I documented everything. Turned out she wanted to hire an unqualified white male related to the mayor for my position. Shocked her that I had documented everything
As a health technician at the VA, I'm too busy taking care of my scheduled veterans, answering phone and secure messages from vets to take time to document everything i do. I literally show up for work 1/2 hour early daily...unpaid...so I can complete all of my daily task requirements.
The heartbreaking stories they share with me, their bodies that are paying the price of their service, I truly do feel honored to be able to provide them with the care they so deserve. Their thank you's hit me in the heart.
I've worked in many different healthcare settings, working with veterans is by far the most rewarding role I've had.
My sincere thanks to you for serving our country. ❤️
They might be looking for job descriptions so they can determine if the job you do is something they can deem as unnecessary. Especially if you are not a white male.
HR also, there's nothing about this that's enforceable, but another reason they want to get rid of NLRB. The email even says "by Monday" with no date. As far as I know, that Monday is 4 years from now. Not to mention, people on leave, etc.
It's completely unenforceable, but since they aren't playing by legal rules anymore, we as HR, need to give employees the verbiage/jargon and tools to combat the C-suit.
I got into HR to be an advocate for employees, not vice versa. contrary to popular beliefs about HR.
That was my goal, too. I just quit a county job because they were trying to railroad a 33-year employee on nothing. Talked to her union rep on how to help her, then walked out 😀
The problem is, these asshats can’t possibly understand what people who are actually competent in their jobs get done in their jobs. Also, who tf phrases it that way?
I spent my week trying to figure it out why some sorry piece of garbage immigrant from S. African and some of his unqualified henchmen think they have any right asking me what I spent my week doing besides wishing they would all just f’k off.
I’d just wrote some bland ass shit and then resend the same thing every week. I might actually put something subversive in there too, just to fuck with them.
It's not like anyone is ever going to read them. Unless they are going to employ hundreds of thousands of people to read emails and verify what a couple of million other people have done?
Every. single week.
Someone just shared the [email protected] email address that federal employees must use to report to Musk what they did last week. If anyone wants a mission you know what to do 😊
If i showed up to my job whacked out on ketamine like this weird shitbird, I'd not be employed. But this cunt can do all this shit? Where are the drug tests?
The most useful response will be, "I helped you, Musk and the GOP wreck our economy, our morale, our entire country, parts of the world and our reason for living. I hope you find that satisfactory."
Guidance is already going out telling people not to respond - because this is completely fucking illegal and it would obviously be a huge security issue for even a portion of the federal workforce to send even a vague description of what they did over email to a nameless address probably run by a
2) bunch of child contractors who haven't passed background checks, don't have security clearances, and haven't provided their "need to know" justification.
Musk is also clearly very likely to publish those emails. And for many feds, releasing information that will become public on social media
I have questions:
1) who is going to read all these emails?
2) who is going to verify all the completed tasks in said emails?
I suppose there will be an algorithm that will tell them who might be missing.
Time for every federal employee and FFA to strike.
Stand together or hang separately.
Show the president little bitch and First Lady Trump who is boss.
Time to bully the bully’s.
So dumb. They’re just making stupid shit up like they’re kids playing a nightmare version of Calvinball. Now you can only use your left foot or you lose! Now you have to yell I love President Trump every 5 minutes or your kids lose their college fund! Fuck off please
Again. No way this was sent out by a sober or sane person. Probably a middle of the night ketamine trip insanely laughing at how he’s terrorizing the world and somewhat succeeding. Is it possible there could be a worse human than hitler eventually? It’s getting close.
trump will have “played golf all week” and musk puts “waved at chainsaw at a Nazi conference” I think the bar is extremely low on being a valuable member of the government
That is because Trump is a prostitute and Elon is in the middle of his hour.
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Even in front of the press, Trump sits silent while Elon runs his mouth.
Oh, last week? I was on a thrilling rollercoaster of productivity—balancing coffee breaks with intense sessions of staring at my screen, waiting for inspiration to strike. I even managed to attend a few meetings that could have been emails. Truly, a masterclass in modern efficiency.
Honestly feels like we are rapidly approaching a point of no return and I am not sure anyone or anything can take us off this collusion course of our own destruction.
Yes, because I lived during a time when history books were important! I hold dual history degrees…he is following Hitler’s playbook by the T. Project 2025 is literally the Nazi 25 point plan. It’s ridiculous we are here right now.
Wtf- can we just ship this guy back to South Africa- WTF is he doing all day? Playing with Chainsaws, taking too much Ketamine, using baby X as a human sheild, hiring unqualified 20 year old to look for waste, while dpening 15 million pretending they are not wadting money - what a shit show
I assume, as a Federal Employee, Trump will submit something like this:
1. Shot a 74 on Monday with two holes in one.
2. Shot an all-Birdie round.
3. Led a golf cart parade around one of my clubs.
4. Got humiliated by the Governor of Maine.
#convictedfelonTrump the adjudicated sexual abuse/digital rape perpetrator & business fraudster doesn’t have to kick Maine out, they’ve been formally invited by Canadians!!
"5. Cost taxpayers over $3.4 million dollars, which is what it takes to fly me and my security team out to golf alarm go even for a short period of time.
But don't worry, I'm firing the leadership of the Government Accountability Office that reports that information."
This jerkoff is not a Government employee, how can he fire people? If employees respond the idiots on the other end wouldn’t know what they’re looking at anyway. This is an email to keep government employees scared all the time. Someone eliminate Elon Musk, anyway is okay.
You rep wanted this. You still want this... we did not hear any protest. You may be against... but seems now convenient to say otherwise. Does not count, guys. It's too little too late...
At every private sector job I've held for the past 42 years, I & my coworkers were required to submit weekly progress reports & notes; monthly meetings with supervisors; semi annual reviews
This. Is. De. Rigueur.
If you've ever worked for a company that's been sued, you'd know that this was not a waste of time
If you've ever managed a distributed team working on diverse projects, you'd know that this was not a waste of time
I think that's an AI argument bot. I posted the same thing. Public or private, WFH IT ALWAYS required weekly, if not daily status with GIT commits, billing and email references.
Once I automated it with Power Automate desktop it was not so bad. Had desktops setup for each billable.
It tracked my email threads tagged with that billable and my GIT commits and added summaries to the report along with some boilerplate that I modified to fit the day.
This regime does not observe the constitution or the rule of law. Don’t you get it? We are a fascist dictatorship now. Typically in these situations they have sham elected officials who aren’t really elected - and sham elections. We have had our last real elections.
This administration has as much power as we give it and I'm not giving any more than the Constitution allows. I encourage you to do the same. If you just lay down you're only making it easier for them.
How is X a government platform? Why is this dipshit apartheid asshole sending out orders from it???? This is beyond insane… is this how the rest of the world felt when Germany slowly fell into madness and a tiny angry man like Hitler took over….
I want a report from them about what they have done in the past week to help the American people without any lies. If they can't do that, then please get the hell out. To the new Trump hotel on Gaza. They can hire all the synchophants they want. Just stay there and party like it's 2025.
Do these federal workers not have an immediate supervisor/manager/boss? Those are the ONLY people they should be communicating with. Any emails from CITIZEN Elon Musk should be immediately deleted or marked as phishing.
A lot of us are ppl that used to wear a uniform and have been deployed for a year or more, sleeping outside, or in a building with no roof, or under a vehicle. We’re not too terribly scared of a poorly worded email
I would respond with a giant AI generated list of potential things I would do in my position. No one’s ever going to read these, except maybe AI, so let’s just burn kWhs letting LLMs talk at each other.
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Afrikaner accent. Afrikaner it's his mother language.
He probably thinks that his less than impressive Grok is going to be able to make firing decisions based on this ridiculous request.
2. Hnadjobs
3. More Hanmdjobs
3. Nazi salooted
3. Poo Hurt poops
3. Let Are F kay feel me up
3. liced TRUMP kardbord standup
3. Drunk the stuff form from thje desk
3. Handdujobs
3. tweeted or exxed or what is it kalled now?
3. wash white GOP robes 4 kross berning.
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-recruited-kgb-codename-34726995 #Krasnov
And what is this? Some kind of essay-writing contest?
Elon, go back to grade school.
That coward did not put the threat of resignation to the official OPM email. Because he knows it’s illegal. He only added that on X to make himself seem like a tough guy.
He is only trying to mess with us.
Mine was a junk AI generated response.
If they want more details, refer them back to the document and contact a labor lawyer with a copy of everything you just did.
I'm an HR Generalist in OR
My sincere thanks to you for serving our country. ❤️
However.....
I got into HR to be an advocate for employees, not vice versa. contrary to popular beliefs about HR.
I will be the Canary
Hi,
Last week, I sat at my desk and typed "Elon is a corrupt cunt" 3,752 times. Then, I went home four minutes early.
Keep in touch,
Krapp
This bewildering so called directive is clearly unattainable, and meant to confuse.
Is this real?
Actively worked to root out woke, find hidden DEI, and uncover anti Trump sympathizers.
I wonder if this is what they are looking for?
I spent my week trying to figure it out why some sorry piece of garbage immigrant from S. African and some of his unqualified henchmen think they have any right asking me what I spent my week doing besides wishing they would all just f’k off.
Every. single week.
Nothing like fear and intimidation to get what you want.
Musk is also clearly very likely to publish those emails. And for many feds, releasing information that will become public on social media
So this is a joke in every way. And he knows it.
Which is why he only made his little resignation threat on his Russian bot media.
Not in the email, where it would be submitted as a court exhibit before Monday.
1) who is going to read all these emails?
2) who is going to verify all the completed tasks in said emails?
I suppose there will be an algorithm that will tell them who might be missing.
Stand together or hang separately.
Show the president little bitch and First Lady Trump who is boss.
Time to bully the bully’s.
fELon & tRUmp,
something that we don’t EVER SEE either of you doing.
I also have not responded to any other evaluation sent from an [EXTERNAL] source. That is my training.
I mark every single one as junk or phishing attempt.
He must resign
Ita joke designed purely to intimidate.
CC: @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social a nice letter and big words are not going to be enough. Fight back damn it!
They were sick
I helped
They got better
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-recruited-kgb-codename-34726995 #Kraznov
people who voted for this administration didn’t realize they’d be getting Caligula II.
Dear Elon,
Go fuck yourself into a pretzel. We'll wait.
Sincerely,
The crew of Kingless Air 1793. Look it up.
ps: Maye says you should get tested as she has the clap. Darn mothers, right?
Also, employees on leave cannot reply. If they have “resigned” by not replying, they have been fired for not violating federal laws.
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Even in front of the press, Trump sits silent while Elon runs his mouth.
*dealing w eLon
*dealing w RFK
*dealing w Hegseth
*dealing w Patel
The details of what comes next have never been more apparent and available to us all, and yet half of us are in denial or enabling it.
1. Shot a 74 on Monday with two holes in one.
2. Shot an all-Birdie round.
3. Led a golf cart parade around one of my clubs.
4. Got humiliated by the Governor of Maine.
“do not send” is in boldface.
For those who know how, spoofing from a .gov address would probably be more effective.
You know what to do!
But don't worry, I'm firing the leadership of the Government Accountability Office that reports that information."
https://www.npr.org/2019/02/05/691684859/government-watchdog-trumps-trips-to-florida-costing-taxpayers-millions
Best ones go first. Next best after that. You’re left with the most worthless & biggest brown nosers.
Not a great management strategy unless you’re winding things down.
This. Is. De. Rigueur.
Your bosses were super dumb
Hope you made a lot of money tho
If you've ever managed a distributed team working on diverse projects, you'd know that this was not a waste of time
Once I automated it with Power Automate desktop it was not so bad. Had desktops setup for each billable.
THAT'S what these platforms should be eliminating not the disinformation chimera
Bullshit
This isn't about liability
Did you fall asleep in civics and history class, Doomer? Or are you just that uneducated?
Come on media explain why no president has this authority
Do not obey in advance.
F**k the fElon!