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I’m Doing My Part!

Don't be modest, @nytimes.com, @theatlantic.com, @theguardian.com. Take a bow. What a beautiful atrocity you've built.

The American anthem fucking sucks ass. Stupid song for Nazi hogs and it sounds like shit too. Fuck you.

Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

I heard Gov. Abbott asked them to steer clear of the state until he gets to watch some kids die. Man, there's nothing he loves more than watching kids die. School shootings, barbed-wire migrant crossings, power outages, measles, whatever. It doesn't matter how, as long as some kids die.

You can make an argument--from their defunding of sexual violence resources to their treatment of incarcerated trans women to Trump himself--this is an adamantly pro-rape administration

Trump making an excellent argument for his own assassination. Good one, dummy.

"Gulf of America" is just a loyalty test. It's a way of checking who is going to abrogate reality for no reason other than a cowardly refusal to stand up to the bully or an opportunistic willingness to toady up to one. Anyone who will call it that will help you round people up or look the other way.

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

Imagine you're just some 30-something guy who converts to one of the world's major religions and in less than a decade its spiritual leader is rebuking you in front of the entire world That's how big a loser JD Vance is apnews.com/article/pope...

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go fash lose cash

the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone

Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

when Dave Chappelle brought Musk out in SF and appeared genuinely confused why the audience thought Musk sucked ass, that was a powerful moment. it must be replicated

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

You learn about con men and snake oil salesmen as a kid and there's so much romance there. I wanted to be one. Then you grow up and so many of them are guys like Elon Musk with the charisma of a fender bender. It's a shame.

Should go without saying but the point of diversity in hiring is to find _better_-qualified candidates outside of stagnant social networks that don't reward merit, like the kind of network that would put an MTV personality with a marketing degree in charge of the Department of Transportation

the new video tab on bluesky is genuinely very good and i’m a big fan of this edition. dare i predict that bluesky will become the “everything app”. sound off if you like that phrase i just came up with

We need this replacement fast-tracked! Get all of that government red tape safety bullshit out of the way PRONTO

Schumer and Jeffries are done, they're finished. We have to make our own hope and fight our own war

Every last one of these people is complicit in a genocide

STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT

When college freshmen asked for trigger warnings, the liberal media and entire nonprofit organizations called it a dire threat to freedom of speech. As this kind of thing happens we’ll hear nothing from those free speech absolutists because they were always full of shit.

ppl on instagram are freaking out about how they are following trump or vance now "without consent" and it's like, yeah, you were following the POTUS and VP accounts...that's how that works. why are you following those accounts anyways? follow your friends and pro athletes and cool animals

it’s insane to me whenever trump wins they always go “time to unite ❤️ no more hate” while they spend the entire campaign and already the second trump presidency dividing everyone. we need to hate rightwingers more

anytime i see people going "what would the point be of democrats talking and pushing things they want to do if they don't have the votes to pass it" i try to imagine the republicans of the last 30 years going "we don't have enough votes to ban abortion so we won't try and you should stop asking"

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it’s crazy that if biden and kamala immediately came out against the war crimes of israel and didn’t give them weapons they would’ve won the 2024 election no problem

netanyahu successfully ratfucked trump back into the white house at a cost of genocide and biden was only too happy to go along with the destruction of both his own party and the palestinian people just a horrifying shitshow all around