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THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN

While I might sometimes complain about those who use folklore as horror tinsel, I rather love this cartoon:

Tonight remember to turn your clocks sideways to British Surreal Time.

People are taking things into their own hands

America is a gun … how did we get to this? 😩

Busted!!

Every time you use LLMs, the Nazgul get a better fix on your location.

Shou Xin

Great paragraph here from Caitlin Moran on Adolescence (no spoilers).

Ultra rich people love recessions. It's their version of going to a car boot sale. Everything is half price. It's why we have one every 10 years or so.

ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face*

Illustrations by Theodor Kittelsen for Svartedauen (Black Death), 1900 www.wikiart.org/en/theodor-s...

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

organise.network/s/91814dc376df

I just farted loudly and Siri googled Piers Morgan.

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

Enjoying a traditional british meal of owl chins in buttered water

A protester has disrupted the House of Lords, although security have now managed to subdue most of the peers and get them back to sleep

Good Lord, he's had some work done since he was mayor of London.

This was a bitch to find on a mobile browser. Use this link to go directly to the setting: accountsettings.ebay.com/ai-preferences

The world is your oyster - basically disgusting, but you persevere on the off chance it'll make you horny.

If only we could solve this mystery of why so many young people are saying they’re mentally ill when their world is an unrelentingly grim shitshow designed to suck the life out of them.

George Pratt, 1993

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

I was tired today and needed a pick-me-up. The second cup of coffee didn’t do much. Then I saw Tesla stock down over 15% on the day, and it really did the trick!

It is the fourth anniversary today of the best lede for a newspaper article ever. I love the Irish. ☘️

Robert Montgomery’s poem on a billboard, London www.robertmontgomery.org/new-gallery/...

the cursed object

Happy International Women's Day to this classic banger

A Happy People's Poet Day to all who celebrate.