billy-the-buzzard.bsky.social
Just another facebook refugee branching out from Zuck's soul sucking propaganda factory.
18+ | they/he
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Remember that book she wrote after Harry Potter? Neither does anyone else lol
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No thanks
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Might have to settle for an ear, he ain't got no hair to grab lol
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Do you think Jim Jones or Marshall Applewhite would win in an old school vale tudo match?
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I'm convinced that a lot of cocaine went into the making of that film.
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That alpha male bullshit. Buncha professional whiners coaching a buncha unprofessional whiners how to whine louder. None of em have ever been elbow deep in a deer carcass for dinner, so fuck their big talk.
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Anything about John Henry swinging that hammer
"Back when I could sing, we'd keep the boys in time
And drilled a whole lot further when he raised his voice with mine
You swing the hammer, John
I'll hold the drill"
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*boomer voice* Back in my day, superhero movies were special and exciting because they weren't expected. We had a balance of escapism and social commentary, and now we're so choked with sugar we can't swallow anything with substance. It's sad.
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Underneath all this, it pisses me off that billions of dollars have been spent on lame ass, quirky murder, shallow bullshit fan service flicks. Who the fuck cares anymore. At this point, the movies are just as overwhelming as the comics.
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I mean, after everything we just witnessed in Palestine, who the fuck does Captain America think he's fooling, that pompous, holier-than-thou bastard child of America's typical violent solution to problems? But whatever, he killed some Nazis, and again, it's just a movie.
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Not to mention that these movies are crammed with USA Exceptionalist propaganda. "But Tony Stark changed his ways!" OK, so it's ok for arms manufacturers to fund coups and create their own international enemies to keep the war machine turning if the CEO learns empathy, but whatever, it's a movie.
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At this point, I'm convinced Thanos snapped because the producers wanted more money. I'm not gonna watch the new Captain America because I know it's gonna be a pointless romp that's gonna make me feel like I wasted my time again.
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A personal chef because we'd be getting high af together and making hella munchies
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Idrk how to end this, but I guess a feel good note with a wedding between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton's Clone would suffice. If you made it this far, I appreciate your time, and I hope you have a wonderful day in spite of *points at everything*.
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Except for Bill Clinton's Clone who takes a bullet to save Hillary because he's slowly fallen for her in his months outside of the incubator, but they just make a new one with pre-installed memories, so it's not a total loss.
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The movie ends with Harold as the new CEO and Kumar as the weed guy for the intergalactic council. The reptilians decide to start smoking weed instead of feasting on our negative energy. Yay, everyone wins!
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Eventually, the reptilians or draconians (or whatever they're calling them now) show up because "wtf happened with our sacrifice", and Kumar saves the day by hotboxing their spaceship and getting them to stoned to function.
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Harold and Kumar reconnect, and through a string of antics, find out that Harold's there to be sacrificed to Moloch because his boss thought he was a virgin.
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Here comes Kumar with the world's best kush, "so good it'll make you ok with human sacrifice lol"
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Bill Clinton has the runs, so Bill Clinton's Clone comes instead, but Bill Clinton was supposed to bring the weed, and the clone forgot, so Hillary calls the weed man.
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Harold gets invited to the company retreat by his new, important boss at his new, important job at some old, important company. He hasn't spoken to Kumar in years.
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WE GON MAKE IT 🖤
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Hell yeah! I'm looking forward to hearing it! I'm glad y'all are still around 🤘
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It was either Daisy Duke's or Springwater. Probably Daisy Duke's tho!
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I saw them live about 6 or 7 years ago at a dive bar in Nashville! They kicked ass!
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Same shoot, close up through difficult conditions (sleet and cloud cover)
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*excuse me, I meant Sea Rovers. No offense intended to any of ye black hearted scoundrels or gentlemen of fortune.