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apparently i made this awful meme five years ago

submitted 498 days ago • 4 comments

I cannot say how crushingly real this is

submitted 497 days ago • 0 comments

Nyahaha…Caracaloween is BACK! $30 for Indi to turn you into a caracal. *Some risks apply...one of the potions came out strange. You’ll still be a caracal with a twist! #furry #furryart #furrycommission #bipocfurs #fursofcolor

submitted 502 days ago • 5 comments

Wife: "Can you help me carry up the groceries" me: "No I failed the Strength check. Sorry." Wife: "Pause. The. Game." me: *glares* "Roll for initiative" Wife, looking me dead in the eye: "Twenty." Me: *gets bags*

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an old one I still really like today for #repostober. I love you shin godzilla, you wet baby.

submitted 517 days ago • 15 comments

There aren’t any aliens in outer space. They would probably be on a planet and/or moon

submitted 516 days ago • 0 comments

just left my 70 year old father the most baked voice mail ever i was all "hope ur havin fun right now" knowing full well he's probably just getting the lawn mower ready to put away or some shit

submitted 516 days ago • 1 comment

Day 1 of unemployment: “shit what do I do with all this free time?” Day 2 of unemployment: “Shadowheart if you fail the Athletics check one more time I swear to the GOD I will lose my SHIT” 😶‍🌫️

submitted 516 days ago • 0 comments

It’s fucking spooky scary season ya’ll. Anyone else dressing up like an unemployed man in his mid 30’s? No? Just me? 🙃

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

Let me get this straight. I get laid off, and this guy is the one with billions? Also I would love to see the video of his marshmallow body trying to fire a rifle like that. What a joke.

submitted 519 days ago • 0 comments

Ok. Weird day. Company did a round of layoffs and for the first time in my life, I was included! I know I’m supposed to feel upset or stressed….but I don’t. That place was terrible and the level of peace I have from never going back there is amazing. Oh and I guess the severance helps LOL

submitted 519 days ago • 0 comments

mike pence just said that as president he will solve mass shootings by passing a federal expedited death penalty for mass shooters. i feel like my brain is melting out of my ass.

submitted 521 days ago • 20 comments

Secretary Pete Buttigieg: “What I can tell you is that climate change is real. We got to do something about it.” Republican Congressmember: “This one is called autumn.” Buttigieg: “I'm sorry, I didn't make out what you said…” GOP Congressman: “This climate change right now is called autumn.” 🤯

submitted 526 days ago • 48 comments

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submitted 526 days ago • 3 comments

Two things you’ll always be right blaming for terrible stuff: 1. Reagan 1a. The British

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pros & cons of worldwide trans acceptance: pros: -a less restrictive society -lives would be saved -the billboard pop charts would look insaaane cons: -pronouns on drivers license -having to remember how many L’s & T’s are in the names of every single Elliott/Elliot/Eliot/Eliott you’ll meet

submitted 527 days ago • 10 comments

This. Hit. Hard.

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on here? Fr fr

submitted 530 days ago • 1 comment

Raising awareness for the bone tithe

submitted 530 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning, BlueSky.

submitted 539 days ago • 9 comments

continuing to use twitter at this point kinda feels like the last month or so of active alcoholism before getting sober

submitted 541 days ago • 22 comments

The satisfaction I feel from these fucknuts getting sent to jail is overwhelming

submitted 543 days ago • 0 comments

Rightwing libertarians flying thin blue line flags over Labor Day weekend. Lulululz everyone knows the first principle of libertarianism is bootlicking state power.

submitted 545 days ago • 6 comments

Some hard truth here.

submitted 545 days ago • 40 comments

I don’t know much about burning man. I don’t see the appeal and I’ve never wanted to be in a lawless situation like that even under good conditions. But man I wish I could see the absolute breakdown in society and human social structures that is happening right now.

submitted 546 days ago • 0 comments

Officially have these Cult of the Lamb badges open for commission! Order here: ko-fi.com/grizzpup/com... #art #furryart #fursofcolor #BMO #commsopen

submitted 547 days ago • 2 comments

It's easy to laugh now but the situation at Burning Man is going to deliver so much generative disruption down the line. They're going to invent cannibalism and create an app for it called Eatr. Multiple companies that market sharpened sticks will get eight-figure venture investment.

submitted 546 days ago • 54 comments

This was literally me when I moved to California. @chocolatequill.bsky.social

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

Part of why people get so excited for Halloween is because it's one of the few holidays that isn't centered around family. You can just go & do your own weird thing. Embrace your inner werewolf. Howl at the moon. Chase a squirrel. Pass out in your bath tub. No one will stop you.

submitted 547 days ago • 32 comments

20 years doesn’t sound right. No. That’s impossible.

submitted 547 days ago • 1 comment

My solution to most problems.

submitted 547 days ago • 7 comments

Yes. It was clearly the vaccine that awakened your latent sexual super powers.

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When someone shares an opinion when I didn’t ask for it. I think this is going to be my default response.

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally

submitted 549 days ago • 42 comments

This is just dangerous now. Wtf @chocolatequill.bsky.social

submitted 549 days ago • 1 comment

gendered bathrooms are so stupid like bro just put a toilet in a room and let me drink out of it in peace

submitted 549 days ago • 20 comments

hell yeah work sucks

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Nature is healing

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Aaaaaaaaaa thank you so much to those who bought things from my wishlist aaaa 💗💗💗💗 Zelda approves. #education

submitted 552 days ago • 0 comments

A small reminder for the homies. Check yourselves before you wreck yourselves.

submitted 552 days ago • 3 comments

An easy gender-neutral alternative that's useful in any situation

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Bluesky devs: we have heard your requests and finally added DMs to the web app! me: oh god Bluesky DM: *notif pops up* me: *clicks it reluctantly* BS DM: okay so uh you all meet at a tavern. and it's raining i guess?

submitted 555 days ago • 26 comments