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Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

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The price of eggs

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Trump just fired someone named Charlie Brown and replaced him with someone named Razin Cane. We're living in the worst possible timeline

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Der Spiegel is HUGE PUBLICATION NOT ONLY GERMANY BUT EUROPE "VERRATEN" German for BETRAYRD

submitted 22 hours ago • 35 comments

Please proceed to the cashier’s window to collect your winnings. Thank you and congratulations on your successful wager

submitted 22 hours ago • 96 comments

“Pour myself a cup of ambition” is such an iconic lyric. We played this song on an LP (vinyl) over & over & over as kids. Movie was great too. Thank you Dolly!

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@tokenbrotha.bsky.social Paradise Season 2 confirmed!!

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A heartfelt thank you to former Senators Joe Manchin and Kristen Sinema for repeatedly blocking popular policies to preserve “norms” and protect “the rights of the minority” We couldn’t have gotten here without you

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My grocery store sells through their egg allotment by 10 am every day and the cost of a dozen white large eggs has risen from $3.49 to $4.99. Where are all the people who said they voted for Trump over egg prices (not facism) and all the journalists who wrote those stories with a straight face?

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Chris Kluwe is brave and heroic and puts his actions where his mouth is. www.joemygod.com/2025/02/ex-n...

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This is an excellent template and should be disseminated widely

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Eric Adams Appoints Deputy Patsy For All Future Corruption Probes theonion.com/eric-ad...

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JD Vance being a man, telling a joke, having a beer with his friends

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Hobbies include converting gambling winnings into a bunch of new frocks but then being too disorganized to know where the frocks are, so, just back to wearing that same old trash bag with arm holes. I just gotta be me 😵‍💫🤓🤩

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As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

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I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

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Dolly Parton is hoping Indiana’s governor will reverse course on plans to do away with her popular “Imagination Library” program.

submitted 3 days ago • 48 comments

Damn yall

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Are we sure that “you’re the cat’s meow!” is a compliment? Are we SURE it doesn’t mean “you’re startling, ill-timed, and loud!!”??? Asking for a friend 🐈‍⬛😹

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It seems to me that if Musk has proof that millions of social security checks have gone out illegally to dead people, he should be presenting that evidence in front of a grand jury under oath tomorrow instead of shitposting it on social media. When can we do this under oath?

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Heh

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From a protest in Washington today.

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I loooooove this website baby

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Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

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Why not?!?! gulfof.mapquest.com

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"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity" Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌

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Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses theonion.com/man-with-fog...

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