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bjtheunissen.bsky.social

programming, king gizz, and just straight chilling. 📍melbourne, australia, prior NYC. 💍❤️ @trippyloner.

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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

submitted 18 days ago • 255 comments

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

submitted 21 days ago • 117 comments

i'm losing it

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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

submitted 43 days ago • 699 comments

I wanna hear the Johnny Cash version

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I'm screaming - 10yo has just been telling me that his schoolteacher asked his class to write down the worst things about Scrooge, as an exercise to prepare them for writing little plays of A Christmas Carol, and one kid wrote "unfuckable bitch"

submitted 63 days ago • 78 comments

The NYT article about Blake Lively’s lawsuit is incredible. Her director/costar’s PR team texting “Holy shit, I can’t believe how well our evil plan to destroy this woman’s reputation is working! Thank god no one will ever read these text messages!” back and forth to each other over and over

submitted 65 days ago • 189 comments

worth noting that the incident described here took place at most four months after biden took office. he was like this the whole time. everyone was lying to us

submitted 67 days ago • 73 comments

Finally, Republican policy I can support

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don't care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

submitted 68 days ago • 66 comments

ran out of hummus

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Godzilla Minus One is by far the best kaiju film created, shook at how good that was

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

wait holy shit

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NYPD officer writing up a report of the evidence so far:

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

@benstiller.redhour.com this is an absolutely phenomenal trailer, huge congratulations to the team! youtu.be/_UXKlYvLGJY

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I can tell that I’m heading into my thirties as deweeding and sweeping the back deck of my new apartment has been one of the most satisfying things I’ve done all year.

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“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol

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people with other goals in life won't care at all when you bring up them not having kids, but your fellow Who Can Talk The Most Like Sephiroth competitors with fertility issues will

submitted 85 days ago • 6 comments