bobofett.bsky.social
XTwit refugee here to amplify the absurdity of the alternate reality hellhole. Oh yeah, I’m also happy to follow back like minds.
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“Let Them Eat Cake” is now “Let Them Behold This Slice.”
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I just wish the rest of us didn’t have to suffer from their corrupt and hateful Festivus.
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If the Garcia info was classified, it would have been much easier for the judge to get.
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Imagine spending the rest of your life fighting stupid shit like this. It could become a reality if republicans disenfranchise enough of the electorate.
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For republicans, it all comes down to two questions: how many voters can we suppress and how much election fraud can we commit?
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From Nazi Germany, with Love!
(Photo credit: AP)
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Hey MAGAs, After leopard daddy finishes gnawing on your face, cover up what’s left of your soulless pie hole with the new Trump Mask, only $29.99 or 4 easy payments of $7.50.
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This truly awful human being is a reflection of the truly awful human beings who voted for him - not just once, but three times.
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That’s definitely something the dictator of Nazi America would say.
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He’s bringing back the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts on NBC, channeling Red Buttons as he bitches endlessly about “never getting a dinner.”
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The three branches of American government have declared war on its citizens. Your economic well-being is under attack. So is your long-term physical health, your personal freedoms, and your history.
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Which Harry Potter film did Lucius Malfoy unleash the SCOTUS Corruptus spell?
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This will be engraved on my tombstone.
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Fascist Five and the Renegades would make one helluva name for a rock band, not the Supreme Court.
#SCOTUSCorruptus
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He saw the market was up earlier, and took steps to fix that immediately.
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It’s a major remodel according to the renderings.
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Tales from the screw thee, not me brigade.
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Hey Jesse, it’s not too late!
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Wait, Wait, Don’t Arrest Me is the new NPR survival show where random citizen contestants get disappeared on a whim!
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That was about a dozen major fuckups back if memory serves.
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In Nazi America, this is the way!
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2025: the birth of Nazi America. Book it.
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All that’s missing is the ketchup.
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If you think those folks are scary, wait ‘til you hear about the conversations he’s having with the imaginary advisors he hallucinates about.
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All y’all worried about all the people Trump has surrounded himself with should be equally worried about all the people he’s talking to inside his head. Hopefully these imaginary folks aren’t encouraging him to push any buttons!
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It’s easy to sound tough when your Daddy’s billionaire pal has harvested every American’s data from government servers.
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Video update on bottom searchers’ quest to find the bottom.
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Americans always return to the Republican buffet line for another heaping helping of smothered shit steaks as long as the dessert bar features honey nut hate, white power bars and misogyny muffins.
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Imagining that biblical cult struggling mightily to lift today’s fat, orange jackass over their heads made me laugh.
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MAGA in 2024: hey everyone, Trump’s Hate and Revenge Tour is selling out.
MAGA in 2025: Trump’s Hate and Revenge Tour is selling out everyone.
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It smells like burning sulfur.
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I’d love to see 10 times the number who turned on April 5 on the Fourth of July. It’s time to take our country back from the thieves and so called “Christians.” Let’s Go!!!!
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If that end game doesn’t get you excited about the tariffs then nothing will!
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Americans haven’t lost enough money yet to truly love their country! There’s trillions more to go!!!
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I’ll take “things Vladimir Putin would say for a thousand,”Alex.
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I hope she slices the shit out of it. With any luck it will land in a lake.
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6’4” and 230 never looked so bad.
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“America First” is code for “Trump First” for Benny and the MAGA Jerks.
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Also bewildering is the fact that the vast majority of them have signed up for the Trump train ride THREE times. If memory serves, the first two rides totally sucked, taking us the last four years to recover from.
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“Let them eat cake” is now “Let them watch my practice swing.”
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Pace yourself everyone. The winning is just getting started!
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Be a patriot. Go broke for your country!
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No country will ever trust the U.S. again after voters willingly returned to the buffet line for a second helping of Trump’s shit stew.