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Reply Guy. If I were Amish the first thing I would do is Shun someone because, how cool is that?
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submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Poor Jenny. It's been almost 45 years and we've still all got her number. Doxxing isn't cool, Tutone

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I don't want to alarm anyone, but reliable sources say a large caravan of penguins is headed toward our Southern border. 🐧

submitted 1 day ago • 183 comments

She was radiant, like a space heater.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Imagine one of your friends points a loaded handgun at your face, and then immediately goes "nah man, just joking lol" No matter how short a time that was, you're still not gonna ever trust that motherfucker again. It will have permanently altered your relationship. Anyway, tariffs on penguins.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me, I have to dip. I control the sauce, the sauce doesn't control me.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

I can’t come to work today my tamagotchi died

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Youth Pastor [shouting over the music] YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

#MusicSky Molly Parden

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Failed 8th grade chemistry. The teacher handed me a test tube but I insisted I was ready for a REAL tube.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

#MusicSky Rubblebucket

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

every zoom meeting can be a mukbang if you put your mind to it

submitted 6 days ago • 42 comments

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

yo pollen count so fat it’s got a zip code

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

ME: a guy at work went camping and a bear walked right into where they were sleeping WIFE: wow that’s intense ME: i know where they were sleeping linda

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

#MusicSky The Weepies

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Calm down, honey. You're Fahrenheit hot, not Celsius hot.

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

When Horrible People Have Good Hair, next up after the break.

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

You would think that people who lie so much would be better at it by now from all the practice.

submitted 11 days ago • 305 comments

“My God, the incompetence here is absolutely radiant!”—George C. Scott as Dr. Herb Bock in Paddy Chayefsky’s “The Hospital”. I’ve been thinking about that quote pretty much every day lately.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

#MusicSky The Beths

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

#MusicSky feeble little horse

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

the war plans were the friends we made along the way

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Modern day problems demand modern day solutions

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Hegseth: I'm Pete and I'm an alcoholic Teen Vogue Journalist: Not sure how I got into your Signal contacts but hi, Pete

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

This power grab is unprecedented, unbounded, and unconstitutional.

submitted 20 days ago • 1341 comments

Thank you for the invitation to your party. May I ask, what is your Dorito situation?

submitted 20 days ago • 18 comments

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

submitted 22 days ago • 1368 comments

MusicSky Cliffords

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

#MusicSky Fearless Flyers

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

If you change your avi I become like my dog when I put on a hat

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

#Musicsky Fazerdaze

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

#Musicsky La Lune

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

All hopped up on Hot Tamales candy and expired CVS cough syrup.

submitted 30 days ago • 17 comments

#MusicSky Fontaines

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

"We fucked with that thing you love. It sucks now." - companies who made your favorite stuff

submitted 30 days ago • 119 comments

#MusicSky The Veronicas

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

#MusicSky Franz Ferdinand

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

'I get my medical advice from sources I trust, such as this roided up roadkill eater who had literal brainworms with a long history of drug abuse'

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Just had a wicked notion. Get myself a nice, understated IDIC pin. Start wearing that to work every day. Don't call attention to it, don't explain it to anybody, just wear it. See whether that gets me fired before Retirement Day.

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

ALANIS MORRISSETTE: That's not a knife. This is a knife! *holds up a spoon

submitted 34 days ago • 14 comments

💀

submitted 34 days ago • 214 comments

#MusicSky

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I'd love Natalie with or without spores.

submitted 37 days ago • 9 comments