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Reply Guy. If I were Amish the first thing I would do is Shun someone because, how cool is that?
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Absolutely savage sign from the #HandsOff protest in Austin yesterday. There is no greater Texas insult.

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Poor Jenny. It's been almost 45 years and we've still all got her number. Doxxing isn't cool, Tutone

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I don't want to alarm anyone, but reliable sources say a large caravan of penguins is headed toward our Southern border. 🐧

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She was radiant, like a space heater.

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Imagine one of your friends points a loaded handgun at your face, and then immediately goes "nah man, just joking lol" No matter how short a time that was, you're still not gonna ever trust that motherfucker again. It will have permanently altered your relationship. Anyway, tariffs on penguins.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me, I have to dip. I control the sauce, the sauce doesn't control me.

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I can’t come to work today my tamagotchi died

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Youth Pastor [shouting over the music] YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

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#MusicSky Molly Parden

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Failed 8th grade chemistry. The teacher handed me a test tube but I insisted I was ready for a REAL tube.

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#MusicSky Rubblebucket

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every zoom meeting can be a mukbang if you put your mind to it

submitted 7 days ago • 42 comments

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

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yo pollen count so fat it’s got a zip code

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ME: a guy at work went camping and a bear walked right into where they were sleeping WIFE: wow that’s intense ME: i know where they were sleeping linda

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#MusicSky The Weepies

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Calm down, honey. You're Fahrenheit hot, not Celsius hot.

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

When Horrible People Have Good Hair, next up after the break.

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

You would think that people who lie so much would be better at it by now from all the practice.

submitted 11 days ago • 305 comments

“My God, the incompetence here is absolutely radiant!”—George C. Scott as Dr. Herb Bock in Paddy Chayefsky’s “The Hospital”. I’ve been thinking about that quote pretty much every day lately.

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#MusicSky The Beths

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#MusicSky feeble little horse

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the war plans were the friends we made along the way

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Modern day problems demand modern day solutions

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Hegseth: I'm Pete and I'm an alcoholic Teen Vogue Journalist: Not sure how I got into your Signal contacts but hi, Pete

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

This power grab is unprecedented, unbounded, and unconstitutional.

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Thank you for the invitation to your party. May I ask, what is your Dorito situation?

submitted 21 days ago • 18 comments

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

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MusicSky Cliffords

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#MusicSky Fearless Flyers

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If you change your avi I become like my dog when I put on a hat

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#Musicsky Fazerdaze

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#Musicsky La Lune

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All hopped up on Hot Tamales candy and expired CVS cough syrup.

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#MusicSky Fontaines

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"We fucked with that thing you love. It sucks now." - companies who made your favorite stuff

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#MusicSky The Veronicas

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#MusicSky Franz Ferdinand

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'I get my medical advice from sources I trust, such as this roided up roadkill eater who had literal brainworms with a long history of drug abuse'

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Just had a wicked notion. Get myself a nice, understated IDIC pin. Start wearing that to work every day. Don't call attention to it, don't explain it to anybody, just wear it. See whether that gets me fired before Retirement Day.

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ALANIS MORRISSETTE: That's not a knife. This is a knife! *holds up a spoon

submitted 35 days ago • 14 comments

💀

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