bolasie.bsky.social
#CPFC #SlavaUkraini Main Bastard, Gamer, Father, Gin drinker, Bellend, Woke wanker
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Or...
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🤣 You have to find out 😂
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If only someone had thought to use James Woods tears to put it out 😂
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"And so he proclaimed to those gathered. The Jam is first, and never to be second nor thereafter. For this is my will, and the prior placing of the cream is against His word" - Letters to Tea Shops 3:12
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Surely if it doesn't do all the things, it is just a Subwoofer?
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Somebody check that Denise Crosby is safe
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Be'elsebub has a devil for a sideboard
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Who are they?
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Don't use their own un-installer, go into 'programs' and use the Windows un-installer
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Schrödinger's Crack
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Subtitle for the 2025 episode - "The one with the Bird Flu"
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I went to a Crow disco once, it was murder on the dancefloor
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It think it means until your crack pipe is too hot to use and needs to cool - that's what I use to measure it 🤪
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"...then throw some butter at it from at least 5 metres away, and put in back left of baking tray, bottom of the oven, and leave in there for 5 minutes before remembering to switch the oven on"
Cook like a madman with Spam!
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49/51, getting there fast
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It was a successful author, and then a crime/comedy drama, but I think now it is signing on
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Perhaps we could shut some libraries and community centres so he is not inconvenienced?
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Sad for you, it is true. Would it be inconvenient if you could destroy all your ships and aircraft and shut down all internet service? We would proper owe you one 😉🤣
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Rushing home to double check their IHT exceptions
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"Many legumes died to bring you this lasagne"
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Is that AI or does someone need to fetch Giorgio Tsoukalos?
Incredible picture 😍
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Which one? Please say you started them on 'old skool' pixel triangle boob Tomb Raider !
11/10 - would push against a wall and rotate camera to see through wall again
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Finally, they put maggots in Minecraft 😜
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Oh yeah - I got my popcorn ready - it is pretty much guaranteed to happen 🍿
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Wish I could play the Accordion 😁 Then I wouldn't be stuck in an admin job noting down reports - I'm a Recorder 🤣
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I know a little German, he is called Jan and is 5'1"
Ein bisschen Deutsch
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The Hungry Hungry Capitalistpiller
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...Mark Hamill told reporters 😉
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🤣 Sorry, it is a bit niche, it is from the 70s - the only time that SETI (Search for Extra-terrestrial Life) ever picked up what looks like a genuine signal, they never managed to find it again. The scientist checking the data the next day wrote 'WOW' and it is known as the 'Wow signal'
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Daft Wank
And when he goes solo - 30 Pence
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Is this the 21st Century version of the 'wow signal' 😁
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How very punk and ant-establishment 🤣
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True, would have been happier if I hadn't convinced myself we could hang on for the win - at my age I really should know better 😂
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I am going to have to have an early Gin, this is too much stress 🤣
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A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's arsehole
Oh what a lovely arsehole!
Raiders of the Lost Arsehole
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Come fill the arsehole 🤪😇
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Olaf calling you out on this one 🤣
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If the cooker is flashing at you, you should report it, that is disgusting behaviour 😉