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bongobob.bsky.social
at least it’s not that other hellhole
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lol

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Not sustainable for who motherfucker

submitted 522 days ago • 62 comments

Daily Gundam No. 114, Wing. This guy is NOT coming to your birthday party.

submitted 544 days ago • 1 comment

upsetti spaghetti is a very good phrase because it communicates that u are upset but is cheeky and lighthearted enough that ur level of sadness is mysterious like u

submitted 555 days ago • 2 comments

good morning

submitted 559 days ago • 22 comments

Da share z0ne alt text is glorious

submitted 562 days ago • 0 comments

This is a mean, shitty thing to say about Ben Shapiro’s kids

submitted 561 days ago • 24 comments

They should let you have bumper stickers in Mario Kart so that when you pass your friend they'll remember to coexist

submitted 561 days ago • 14 comments

grandpa which side did you fight on in the gender wars?

submitted 562 days ago • 9 comments

“and when there was one set of footprints, that’s when i carried you” “what about the prints that looks like clown shoes, off to the side there” (jesus squints, then slowly mouths “what the fuck”)

submitted 561 days ago • 13 comments

free legal advice: if the FBI comes to your door and asks if you are the person who threatened to kill a federal judge and others: 1) do not say "yes but I didn't mean it"; and 2) do not throw in a second, gratuitous threat to kill a congresswoman

submitted 562 days ago • 32 comments

by your 30s you should be feuding with an entire website

submitted 586 days ago • 29 comments

RWers unironically acting out this tweet, a thread:

submitted 562 days ago • 13 comments

lmao

submitted 562 days ago • 0 comments

fellas is it gay to see the road

submitted 566 days ago • 108 comments

i’m just saying the the lyrics to “I’ll Make Love To You” sound like teen me trying to cyber sex

submitted 562 days ago • 2 comments

Our system is brutal, Kafkaesque, and inhuman, but as long as we have it, I favor devoting more resources to tracking down more of these online threateners and shoving them, squealing, into said system.

submitted 562 days ago • 17 comments

This is one big Streisand effect isn't it?

submitted 562 days ago • 25 comments

Sticking the tip of my penis into the anti-mass spectrometer at the Black Mesa anomalous materials lab as a prank and opening a catastrophic dimensional rift and also scalding the tip of my penis

submitted 563 days ago • 12 comments

“Have you ever said the f-word?” “I play Splatoon, dad.”

submitted 562 days ago • 4 comments

A beautiful thought

submitted 562 days ago • 9 comments

message to my followers

submitted 563 days ago • 5 comments

Feeling like the police raiding a local town newspaper might have been a strategic mistake now that millions of people across the country know some restaurant owner named Kari Newell desperately didn’t want people to know about her DUI

submitted 564 days ago • 8 comments

🙄

submitted 564 days ago • 3 comments

that's... that's not how it works

submitted 564 days ago • 46 comments

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

submitted 564 days ago • 100 comments

Reading the names of other people indicted with Trump like

submitted 564 days ago • 16 comments

When you shit on enough cars to unlock the cool skin

submitted 564 days ago • 28 comments

I found this while tidying up some folders and I have no idea where it's from or what the context is but it's cracking me up. Cybermonocle man saying here's your beloved cum

submitted 564 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 567 days ago • 24 comments

Welp, hopefully this one doesn’t turn to a hellhole

submitted 564 days ago • 0 comments