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It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

submitted 42 days ago • 1702 comments

I’m noticing a concerning duality in the billionaire discourse. When folks question why CEOs deserve a ridiculous salary, largely the right is the first to say it’s because they work hard, deserve it, etc. 1/2

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

SPOILER ALERT I already got the best present under my tree. 🎄

submitted 91 days ago • 559 comments

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

submitted 92 days ago • 79 comments

We wanted to understand what’s going on in South Korea. So we talked to three Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby’s in Harrisburg

submitted 94 days ago • 365 comments

A cheese platter at a holiday party where I’m an awkward plus one hates to see me coming

submitted 94 days ago • 14 comments

What do you mean I’m “out of wet food” what if I just eat a bunch of dry food really fast and throw it up in the floor huh what then

submitted 98 days ago • 72 comments

Sleepy Joe comes down your chimney Christmas night and if you’ve been bad he takes your hog and makes you a trans according to the woke left

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

“thanks so much for the feedback”

submitted 99 days ago • 55 comments

Love the part after a party where you walk home and wonder if you were too weird

submitted 100 days ago • 31 comments

seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite

submitted 100 days ago • 170 comments

What I actually mean when I say "I'm fine"

submitted 100 days ago • 70 comments

just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child

submitted 100 days ago • 295 comments

At least twice a week I get angry that the Wonka prequel never even touched the most interesting part of the character: why he wanted to kill children

submitted 100 days ago • 17 comments

submitted 101 days ago • 47 comments

I don’t post for “likes”. I post for the love of the game . * hits huge drag of a malboro red* “You wouldn’t get it”

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

remember this black friday it’s 100% discount if you steal

submitted 100 days ago • 98 comments

“I’m just gonna sit here in the blessed solace of my car and collect myself for a while” hits so hard right when you get home from Thanksgiving with your family

submitted 100 days ago • 61 comments

my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body

submitted 101 days ago • 254 comments

Most of the time I feel like Luke Skywalker in the trash compactor with the walls closing in but Han, Leia and Chewy are like, "Darth Vader actually has some good points if you listen to him" and C3PO and R2D2 aren't answering because they're vaping and listening to a Joe Rogan podcast about crypto.

submitted 104 days ago • 49 comments

Look Elon, look what you've made us do

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments