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today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏

Do you guys think if Jackie Robinson were alive and breaking the color barrier in today's era he'd be skeeting on here with us?

For all this talk of American manufacturing being extinct, on every bloc in this great country I pass hard-working Americans toiling the line at yet another factory of cheesecake.

That Pynchon's literal swan song of a novel will be about the Great Depression on the eve of the new one is so on the nose but also completely necessary for my life right now. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/316427...

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

It would be cool to have a president that just doesn't golf

Reminder that Congress could undo this if it wanted to

Bank accounts are too expensive. Another thing woke was took from us.

This old tweet made the front page of reddit, or so I hear.

some more congestion pricing Ws: Broadway attendance: up 21% Restaurant reservations: up 7% Pedestrian traffic: up 4% Retail sales: up $900M Commercial leasing: up 61% Subway crime: down 37% Car crashes: down 50% Honking complaints: down 69%

living in LA is incredible. every day is sun-charged and electric with the possibility of telling a Laker fan that Kobe is roughly the 27th best player in NBA history

A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.

it’s really awe inspiring to know that you’re part of the first generation that will have Gritty or a Bad Luck Brian on their gravestone.

Boop www.forbes.com/sites/lindse...

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Reading The Odyssey and the word "hecatomb" is just so millenial-coded.

The 2011 Mavs Final happened and they can never take that away from us!

Nico Harrison saw the country committing economic suicide and said hold my beer.

Please someone shoot Nico Harrison and kill him dead.

The worst trade in the history of professional sports. I am catatonic.

Hearing from federal employees tonight who are getting messages via their agency’s emergency notification system, which is usually reserved for snow-related office closures, that’s like DO NOT RESPOND TO THAT EMAIL UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, WE HAVE NO IDEA IF ANY OF THOSE PROMISES ARE REAL

"Live to see them die" is one hell of a slogan

It’s so funny to think about panicking about children’s pornified language (e.g. “glazed” “gyatt” etc) and compare it to our grandparents when they just said shit like “That Dick took a licking” about a future president

Look, this cancer research stuff seems cool but it’s unclear how I’d get my money back and I’m just not sure it’s investable at this stage, so for those reasons, I’m out

Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer

if Notre Dame wins tonight, that means God is real right?

i really do miss the old kanye

Working out a scenario where Pornhub has to launch a prestigious monthly print magazine in order to stay online in Tennessee. This is how we bring the business back: ransoming access to stepsister-stuck-in-washing-machine content with long-form literary criticism and Malcolm Harris book excerpts.

I recapped the fires a week out: ➡️>40,000 acres burned ➡️>90,000 people are without power ➡️>12,300 structures destroyed ➡️$250 billion in losses estimated ➡️>22,000 emergency personnel including ➡️>900 incarcerated firefighters working for ➡️ <$11 a day

We lost our house in the Eaton Fire. We're safe, but the level of devastation is impossible to convey. I won't be able to work for a while, so if you want to support us, I'd appreciate a Patreon subscription or buying one of my books. It will help. www.patreon.com/MikeRothschild

People in LA be like “I’m going out do you want anything?”

He’s not joking. But he’s also not serious. He’s a secret third thing.

I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity

Once again

I will absolutely lose my shit if i don’t get to have some kind of americanized chinese slop plopped in my mouth on new years. Give me my candy chicken and soy sauce spaghetti and veggies pwease.

This Haaretz piece of IDF soldiers’ confessions of human rights violations absolutely wrecked me www.haaretz.com/opinion/2024...

"So we kill a tree" Ok "And put it inside our house" Nice "Then we hang up some socks" I'm with ya "And then we drink egg milk punch" What

lol i just imagined trying to explain this extremely specific item to a person who was not alive in 2005

Video is taking off and I'm getting disapproving comments from a guy whose only video upload is a chapter from an audiobook of how AA has occultic origins.