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brion.bsky.social
Filling with existential dread on an exponential curve. He/Him. Will there be less racist, sexist, *-phobic, reactionary trash on here than the bird site? At least it’s not owned by a nazi 🤷‍♂️
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Liberals don’t realize the “first they came for” poem is not supposed to be a list of instructions

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omg

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What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme? Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.

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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity ME: hey yeah fuck you spock

submitted 196 days ago • 11 comments

He tried . . .

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

lol at these folks rebadging their teslas. Good! Be embarrassed.

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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 6 days ago • 293 comments

i strongly encourage the right-wing dipshits among us to take up a two pack a day smoking habit

submitted 7 days ago • 468 comments

"We shall have peace when you hang from a gibbet for the sport of your own crows."

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

What an incredibly unsettling slogan.

submitted 8 days ago • 109 comments

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

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🙏

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These modern day billionaire oligarchs should try being more like the wealthy industry tycoons of the past (dead).

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My cat Bobbie just stole a piece of lettuce from my salad and tried to eat it. She then spit it out in disgust and looked at me like it was my fault. I don’t have a photo of her with the lettuce, but here is one of her yesterday looking real guilty when I caught her sticking a dirty paw in my tea.

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All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

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every day trans people wake up and suffer the humiliation of having to fight for our human rights under the banner of a flag that looks like we got it at babies-r-us

submitted 20 days ago • 63 comments

Happy Trinity Does a Scorpion Kick Day to all who celebrate

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we may not agree on much, but I agree with Trump here. make those planes with haste, boys. cut any corner necessary!

submitted 18 days ago • 36 comments

got reminded of one of my favorite pictures ive ever seen on the internet

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

You know the snow is bad when it sounds like someone is throwing rice at your windows

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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

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DIVERSITY WIN! With this confirmation, RFK Jr. is officially the first demon in human flesh to hold this cabinet position

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇

submitted 89 days ago • 29 comments

My favorite piece of Groundhog Day trivia is that Punxsutawney Phil is 140 years old thanks to a special potion he gets from the mayor every year; however, his groundhog wife and kids (or i guess rather a long succession of groundhog wives) do not receive this potion

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#MILKSHAKE

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Not sure of the original source of this, but the depiction with the final domino set to crush the pusher is devastatingly accurate.

submitted 71 days ago • 49 comments

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

submitted 86 days ago • 142 comments

correction: Conservatives join Bluesky, immediately violate community guidelines, and cry about competent content moderation archive.ph/a79Us

submitted 107 days ago • 167 comments

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

submitted 110 days ago • 221 comments

What if they are a borrower who just likes rock climbing

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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

submitted 119 days ago • 231 comments

Today’s Historic Front Page: November 6, 2024 theonion.com/todays-histo...

submitted 122 days ago • 192 comments

not one to toot my own horn, but i absolutely drenched his sword in my blood

submitted 122 days ago • 7 comments

EXIT LIGHT ENTER NIGHT TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—

submitted 608 days ago • 21 comments

the internet is bad because billionaires bought all the websites and made them an algorithmic mess where the computer goes "angry posts get the most engagement"

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👍

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what if "Killing In The Name" was about Mr. Freeze and it was called "Chilling In The Name" and the lyrics were Those who cried Are justified In robbing the banks for their frozen wife

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i must not quote-skeet bad content. engagement is the account-killer. dunking is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the bait. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will mute. only my feed will remain

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@why.bsky.team I’ve seen some people on other socials warn against transferring here because hive.ai will feed all content into its generative models when called for classification. Is that what’s happening? If so, are their plans to stop it from happening?

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