Today’s Historic Front Page: November 6, 2024
https://theonion.com/todays-historic-front-page-november-6-2024/
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Or however the quote went
America is so cooked 😭
Im going to move on.
Counterpoint: No It Fucking Isn't!
….again?
Aside from that, it’s gonna take a long time before that happens now.
Sorry to those that aren't, but you aren't the majority. You will now have to chant U-S-A while pumping your fists as a national salute to your Ameri-fuhrer.
Neato.
That's hilarious.
Remember when it's was the 90s, and we thought things fucking sucked bad, when they actually didn't?
Remember how it was before we descended in this, the worst timeline?
Me too. Me too.
Office of the Chief Press Secretary NGS- I. Bologi
@Chiefpressngs
hostels for students.
Bologi Ibrahim
Chief Press Secretary
to the Governor of Niger State
7/11/2024.
I'm sorry that this happened
trumpie.
The American Electorate made an Educated Gamble.
I just hope they can keep what little democracy they have left.
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The Onion is peak frfr 💀
Whoever did not vote for Kamala, ALSO voted for Netnayahu and more genocide.
Whoever wanted the genocide to stop and did not vote Kamala is just a stupid angry loser.
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Oh wait, no, they don't. Go fuck yourself.
It isn’t even satire anymore
There is a very real difference.
I didn’t think I was that good at my job, but I even proved myself wrong since like August.
Not voting Dem to instead vote for another Pedophile rapist is sure surprising though
You gotta do that for yourself.