brokentongue.bsky.social
Who are you? Why are you looking at this? I don’t talk to cops. You can speak to my lawyer. I plead the 5th.
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Every time we go on a car trip, my spouse has an episode of 30 Morbid Minutes loaded up. I think you guys might dig this local legend from around us:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Gas...
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They’re also trying to hoard all the Hunter Biden cock pics for themselves when those belong to the American people!
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BAAAAAAAZZZZEEEEDDDD
Biden should also just throw a blanket pardon on Fauci and we can watch all the crazies get red faced and scream into their phones on Twitter.
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Oh man, I haven’t thought about TR/ST in years! I just got that first album and listened to it to death and never progressed into their catalogue since. Thanks for reminding me where to get new music to explore.
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How come your Wikipedia biography changed your birthplace from Russia to Ukraine immediately after Russia invaded Ukraine unprovoked?
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The owner of Twitter literally campaigned for, with, funded the most divisive echo chamber candidate in modern times and used his platform to do so and demand ideological cohesion. Where’s your dipshit criticism on that?
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My buddy Daryl… that dude got game for days. Bro is like 5’4” and has eyebrows that are brothers but not twins, if know what I mean, but he could make Scarlett Johansson blush.
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Its is nice that BlueSky is not very likely to be inundated with Russian bot farms because people on the left aren’t very gullibl… OOOO! Another engagement farming post asking me to like and repost if I like cute kitty cats?! Don’t mind if I do!!
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If an anonymous Roman statue profile pic with a Chechen IP address isn’t publicly challenging the humanity of your children based on their race, can you really say you’re engaging in good faith debate?
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But what about the people that think giants and aliens built Machu Picchu? Now I may not be a historian or an archaeologist but I’ve seen some pretty convincing photoshops on my internet machine…
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TIL one of Jupiter’s moons is a planet sized Ticket to Ride game board… WE NEED MORE MONEY TO NASA, STAT!!!!!
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You’re laughing now… but just wait until Matt Gaetz suddenly disappears in a boating accident and Trump nominates a mysterious Scottish housekeeper nobody has ever seen before as the new AG the next day
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Well, if using your step son’s PayPal to hide a payment for sex trafficking a minor makes you a loser then… I uh, I don’t know where I was going with that.
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You don’t know me, but I saw you come across my discover timeline so I thought I’d draw this guide for you! Hope it helps!
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Agreed! I do music instead though. I listen to “Two Princes” by Spin Doctors on repeat for my 28.57 mile walks at 3:23am sharp every morning, rain or shine, right after my fresh expresso enema. Done absolute wonders for my mental clarity. The voices only tell me to do low level misdemeanors now.
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Are you saying the quote prompt I responded that said “post a picture of your delicious dirty feet if you love pizza” wasn’t just to show my support of pizza?
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I hope it’s an easy passing. I was lucky that we got to plan for my dad (to make the transition to hospice and after life needs as painless as possible), spend our time together, care for him as best as we could, honor him, and he passed in the night. My mom was tougher b/c it was sudden. Be strong.
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I pretend to be depressed because it makes Bauhaus and Joy Division sound better.
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Why do I feel like this is the face Pat would make if he asked you your favorite NES game and you said “Super Mario World”?
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I can’t tell where his neckbeard ends and his chest hair begins
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And got away with it too because of subversive interference from Thomas through his concurrence in the immunity ruling basically giving Cannon the template and cause to sabotage the case.
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Herzog Zwei… throw them in the deep end. No unit guide and lock the door until they figure out how to garrison an enemy base. Only the strong survive.
… or I dunno, a baby’s game like Kirby’s Adventure.
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Honestly, after I unplugged from culture war shit, I never hear anything about this stuff anymore. I was actually shocked by how little Democrats talk about trans stuff when I stopped watching and reading pure culture war garbage.
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Like, if X just becomes a place in the advertising firm world where cash just gets burned, ad firms will stop suggesting it as a buy because that hurts their bottom line too.
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if the price is high on X and the pull through low… it may mean higher revenue for X now but the velocity of advertisers leaving due to it being a poor investment for the cost will be greater later and it’ll be way more difficult to get those advertisers back.
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Actually, I wouldn’t recommend deactivating your account because X is going to sell to advertisers based on user counts. They’ll see high user counts and charge a bunch but, as people flee and leave open active accounts and never interact with those ads, the companies will see low pull through and
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Without a doubt in my mind, Metal Storm. Rented it every weekend for a couple months as a kid (then Santa brought it for Christmas). Super stoked it kinda saw a resurgence because of people like Happy Video Game Nerd and Limited Run doing a physical copy.