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new pope! crowd goes wild American pope! crowd boos woke for an American! crowd goes wild bad on protecting abusive priests! crowd boos hates JD Vance! crowd goes wild

submitted 19 days ago • 220 comments

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

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UPDATE: white smoke has also been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!

submitted 19 days ago • 75 comments

do you think this line would work on a christian

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

submitted 326 days ago • 70 comments

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

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25% tariff on a whiskey drink 37% tariff on a Vodka drink 85% tariff on a Lager drink 110% tariff on a cider drink 132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times 138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times

submitted 22 days ago • 136 comments

Hire me @redbull.com

submitted 33 days ago • 51 comments

Take a picture

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments

1920s gangster: yeah boys we're gonna go murder some people tonight we're gonna be death incarnate hey turn on the radio let's get in da mood for blood Radio: buzzy buzzy bee/ the bee goes buzz/ whoop whoop whoopee/ that's what the bee does

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I LIKE BIG BOTS AND I CANNOT LIE ESPECIALLY IF THEY CAN FLY WHEN A MECH STOMPS IN LAYING EVERYTHING TO WASTE WITH A DUDE SAT IN HIS FACE AND BIG GUNS BETTER PULL UP TOUGH COS A MECHA DON'T TAKE NO GUFF SEE A KAIJU AND CAVE ITS GRILLS IN SEND 'EM FLYING THROUGH SEVERAL BUILDINGS

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ken just sent me this please enjoy

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voice in my earpiece "T-minus 9 seconds til Chicken Jockey" i shiver in my Regal Cinemas ghillie suit my crosshairs fix upon a 9 y/o hanging from the rafters I kiss a little cross that I hold around my neck the metallic taste bloodlike Don't Do It Kid too late Jack Black ushers open the gates of h