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Migrating from The Other Place. Interests: writing, history, film, TV, theatre, comedy, languages, books, podcasts, politics, feminism, animals, etc... Neurodivergent/ADHD: "A jack of all trades, master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one."
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

Is there any clearer example of the commercial property investor class’ grip on the media than constant articles criticising working from home

Elon Musk Sparks Communist Revolution Since Nobody Realized the Federal Government is the Only Employer in Rural Communities

The NYTimes apparently didn’t even consider Bannon’s Nazi salute at CPAC to be newsworthy until the far-right French politicians tried to distance themselves from it. And even then, the headline is “Bannon Salute, Echoing Musk, Draws Criticism from French Right”.

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The premise “a European man named Laszlo and his wife navigate America over the decades with varying success” could be two very different things

Apparently, the only mammals in America who haven't discovered Ozempic are leopards.

Do these women still believe Elon is the Smartest, ergo his genetic material will give them Baby Geniuses & he swears he’ll raise THESE kids, despite evidence to the contrary? He loves creating Torment Nexuses because he has no media literacy or empathy, and simultaneously he’s doing a “GATTACA”.

John Wick movie but he goes after all the people who send scam texts and emails

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

I'm watching Canadian officials hold a presser on the Toronto plane crash and remarkably they're not blaming DEI or recklessly speculating about causes. They could never cut it down here in Trumplandia.

elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.

There is no specific Constitutional prohibition against allowing a Russian dictator to massacre Ukrainian civilians. So it’s hard to see why liberals are so upset about what Trump is doing right now by Jonathan Turley

For people wondering when the right began falling in love with Putin: It was after the passage of the first anti-gay law in Russia in 2013. That was the moment GOP elected officials and rightwing Christian grifters started showing up on Fox to heap praise Putin. www.theguardian.com/world/2013/j...

James Carville: so uh so uh the thing you got to know about the Québécois is that they get madder than a raccoon in a pillowcase, that’s ol pappy in a dishwasher ya see News anchor: yes I do see, thank you. Now turning to Steve Kornacki to determine which war ravaged region would prefer Mayor Pete

To all those who celebrate...

Congrats to the new head of HHS.

Came across a post last night positing that Tina Fey wasn't even aware that 30 Rock was satirizing SNL. Blew my mind. Being pop culture aware enough to know 30 Rock was an SNL pastiche but pop culture ignorant enough to not know the whole thing was Tina's baby? So many ways to be a person.

Happy Valentines Day from Doctor Crusher’s erotic grandmother journal

i love how the news every morning is like "trump has done something insanely illegal again. no, nobody really tried to stop him this time either. democrats are considering a strongly worded email"

I am the Eggman They can’t buy eggs, man I am the richest Goo-goo g’joob G’goo-goo g’joob Experts on groc’ries One per cust’mer Don’t you think the gov’ment laughs at you? See how they lie That prices’ll go down, See how they clown I’m cryin’

Yes he is.

My VPN works

Year 2030. The Fractured States of America I ride my motorcycle across the wasteland. The bandolier on my chest is filled with chicken eggs, precious cargo I’m delivering from Mecha Indiana to Nuevo Chicago. I am an Eggrunner A bullet whizzes past my mohawk. Yolk Bandits…

Pro tip for anyone working in cybersecurity: blame any leak that is obviously your company’s fault on DOGE being compromised instead.

MAGA rn: Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!” Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha times infinity

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

Tech Bros running DC only remember aesthetics & awesome parts of the lives of famous scientists & plutocrats, not the arrogance, backlashes, regrets, mental breakdowns… “Couldn’t be me breaking the wrong things, I’m just built differently. I am become DOGE, destroyer of government handouts.”

The thing that sucks the most about this trade dispute is that it validates what Lucas was saying in THE PHANTOM MENACE

but it FEELS real era

at last my poutine stockpile is gonna pay off

The number one red flag for bad journalism imo is the word “admit” you mean he told you? In an interview??

RFK Jr. is far more than just an “anti-vaxxer.” Over the years, he’s made countless outrageous statements on a wide range of topics. We’ve compiled 10 of the wildest clips—though even that barely scratches the surface.

The bad news is that things are bad. The good news is it’s becoming increasingly likely for a cool anime situation to happen, where the last human city is guarded by teenagers piloting giant mech suits

Hard to top this

Any Democrat who enables Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s further ascent should be primaried, and I don't care who that takes in.

This is what it looks like when you fight back. You won't win every time, but you can win. That said, Trump is still violating the impoundment statute through other executive orders, particularly the "Unleashing American Energy" EO that pauses disbursement on so-called "Green New Deal" policies.

Folks. I am still telling jokes on the internet like a doofus. I want to explain why I am telling jokes like a doofus when people, especially marginalized people but also everyone else, are being slowly pulled apart by the most ghastly people imaginable. The answer is, for my mental health. 1/

Oh cool an update, I hope it's lower.

You will have to explain like 7 levels of Twitter discourse to someone in order for them to get why this is profoundly funny.