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IT Guy in Iowa. @andyhansen on twitter. www.andyhansenit.com
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If you're wondering why congressional Democrats spent 3 months after the election rolling over and playing dead, it's because they were listening to these guys.

This joke is so good I’m a little angry about it

Kendrick winning Song of the Year, Record of the Year, AND performing at the Super Bowl? This truly is the winter of our diss content.

that's right

I'd rather have this than a fuckin' jetpack

definitely got that dog in me because fireworks are frightening

Parenting win: my 19 yo was at a NYE party, had too much to drink, and called to have us get her. She’s home on the couch with The Bucket and a bottle of Gatorade and I am thankful she made poor decisions but stayed safe. Happy New Year, everyone.

Eric Adams giving big Dr Chilton vibes

Has James Gunn finally made a good movie? That would be super!

Nothing better in the world than coming home to find your home-from-college kid watching Die Hard because she wanted a Christmas movie.

The Superman trailer is good. Love the look. Love Krypto.

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Hope he doesn’t get beaten up by the billionaire CEO gangs in prison

great catch here. ive been complaining for like 2 years about how they called infrastructure "bipartisan." now, when it doesnt matter, theyre rightly labeling it a biden/harris joint. the democrats, ladies and gentlemen, eternally clueless.

You may not understand why, but the healthcare insurance and PBM contracts YOU have signed for Tesla, SpaceX , @X, along with CEOs of other big companies , have more impact on healthcare costs and quality of care in this country, than anything you can do with DOGE

Hey, guys, I know 2025 isn't something a lot of us are looking forward to, but...CHIMICHANGAS AND FRIED ICE CREAM! www.cnn.com/2024/12/04/f...

unless it's about a pardon for *me* in which case feel free to continue discussing it, especially in the mentions of elected officials

let's talk about how assless chaps should fit 🧵

MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS

Bluesky stuns in new App Store ranking

i would happily pay a few dollars a month to keep this place viable.

I know he’s just one guy but if nothing else, I like this one

I remain a

There are just two people online who I hope never set their sights on me: Isaac Chotiner and the menswear guy

A lot of the people who think the economy is shit right now are going to be talking about how it's the greatest of all-time in about 6 months, even if nothing changes.

I think this is right. Also, if anyone is looking for someone to blame, it should be focused on the people who looked exactly at what Trump was selling and said "yes."

Needed this today. Thanks, @barryp.bsky.social. defector.com/this-place-i... (gift link)

this is who they are and how they win. stealing our country from us one frivolous lawsuit at a time. if trump wins again they will control the courts for the rest of my life if not longer

One thing Democrats really don't have the power to fix: The end of the old MSM's power to shape opinion, and the power of the richest man in the world using new media to shift voters to the right. Not a coincidence that anti-trans ads had their breakthrough two years after Elon bought Twitter.

I will firmly blame Biden for this. He gave the DOJ to Garland as a consolation prize for being fucked out of his SCOTUS seat (and now we have to question if Garland would have been a good SCOTUS justice) but Garland is a guy who loves the status quo and won't go after other rich white dudes.

she can absolutely still win via the blue wall but just for fucking once I would like to be pleasantly surprised by results with Trump on the ballot and once again it's worse than expected and I am fucking tired of it

Have we considered that Nate Silver is just Nick Kroll doing a suuuuper long piece of performance art?

Elon fired every competent person from Twitter and yet it still exists and is even somewhat functional. The Trump campaign did pretty much everything wrong it is possible for a campaign to get wrong, & this is still a nail-biter. These are things we have to confront no matter how tomorrow goes!

And he’s right

Anyone else feeling like eight years of anxiety and depression are coming to a head or is it just me?

Okay I just saw all the shit Bill Clinton said in Michigan today. If Harris wins it’s going to be in spite of these old guard Dems who think it’s 1992. Fuck.

that is a 1994-1998 Daihatsu Hijet and its bed has 3,740 square inches of cargo space. The Cybertruck has 3,672 square inches of bed space

Iowa. Sitting at a bar & grill over the lunch hour. I overheard the following bit of conversation. W1: “I don’t like her voice. She sounds like she’s always about to cry.” M1: “She’s a deeply unintelligent person, W1.” W2 (employer of W1): “Don’t you vote for her, W1! She’ll get us all killed!”

Todd was one of the people who made Twitter worthwhile. So happy to see him posting the same great stuff on BlueSky.

“I wonder what it’s like to be a *singer*.” — Barfly Pastor when “Walking on Sunshine” came on.